[LIFE] Blogging/Whining thread, take 4 (715)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-04 05:59 ID:Ubk6/d24 [Del]

What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.

Only bas8que niggers may post here. Thanks for your cooperation.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-04 11:42 ID:M40dL2Yd [Del]

So I go out into the garden to see to my sister's guinea pigs, and what do i hear?
Our downstreet neighbour is playing the fucking sao theme on piano, no shit.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-04 19:55 ID:xvWxLuuu [Del]

I jacked off

4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-05 05:17 ID:73LSQbgT [Del]


5 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-05 15:16 ID:hnYXZwbu [Del]

[LIFE] Masturbation thread, take 12 (997)

6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-06 04:06 ID:Emc4P+Ia [Del]

Today I spent my last bucks on food and it's about five days until my next paycheck.

Oh and I jacked off too.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-06 14:09 ID:w+vfLKcX [Del]

tfw banned from irc.sageru.org for posting ONE goatse

8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-06 15:52 ID:w+vfLKcX [Del]

9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-06 18:47 ID:K0oMwXYl [Del]

Today I got an ECG.

And then I jacked off.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-06 19:15 ID:w+vfLKcX [Del]

>>8 scratch that, here's a better poll

11 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-06 19:15 ID:w+vfLKcX [Del]

also i jacked off myself with my stupid polls

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13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-07 08:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

Don't just give the customer a turd in a bag. Giving them a bag means they might be able to pick it up without getting shit all everywhere. Instead, give the customer a turd on a tissue. Never premium tissue either, the cheapest, thinnest tissue you can find. Even if they try to pick it up at the edges, it will still rip and fall. The tissue provides just the slightest hope that maybe the disaster will be contained. But we already know it won't work out.

Now some of you have gone so far as to save up shit for days, packing barrels full of sewage, bringing them to the job site, and smearing it into the carpets and on the walls. This is going too far because malice implies effort and we don't put effort into anything we do. Make it like the act of an incompetent person, borderline retarded even. You want to make the person who finds your turd on a tissue ask themselves: maybe this idiot just couldn't find the bathroom.

Remember, feeling sorry for us is what keeps our customers coming back. We're guessing. It certainly isn't the quality of our work.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-07 15:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

Eat shit.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-07 16:03 ID:0qg0DV6b [Del]


16 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-07 19:49 ID:WFTN/NYQ [Del]

too deep for my anus

17 Name: bloging : 2016-06-08 22:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

head transfer will solve the problem with gay people as they
can then transfer there head over to the rigth sex, swaping people heads.
And everything will become normal. predic this will happen in 2020.
and mutelation of sex organ will stop.

[this is a riddle]

  1. a body that is put in to the ground with a stone on top is easy to remember
  2. a body that is put in the ground, can be remembered by a tree
  3. a body that is eaten(by animals) can not be remembered
  4. a body witch is not found, a stone can replace the body to remember

a old person chosse his grave, what he choose? (or some shit)


I know that I am late to the party, but I can still ask:is #world2ch dead?

/bye, if you need to contact me, then I am on IRC

18 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-10 04:50 ID:9ZTNYyb2 [Del]

whats ur nick

19 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-11 10:21 ID:I5F8OOgf [Del]

very bored...

20 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-11 15:07 ID:3h7w6g60 [Del]

play morrowind

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22 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-11 20:09 ID:TiLHbvGP [Del]

thanks, i did

23 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-12 10:56 ID:TiLHbvGP [Del]

Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't have fingers.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-13 22:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't breathe air.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-15 03:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't have lips.

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28 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-18 02:05 ID:h7D4EAAX [Del]

Squidward can't play the clarinet well because the reeds would get waterlogged in the ocean.

29 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-18 18:57 ID:QryDxadp [Del]

Fuck off.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-18 21:54 ID:gfZZcJyc [Del]

Sonic Underground is one of the weaker episodes in the Sonic repertoire, but it definitely ranks above AOSTH in terms of theme tune.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-19 00:59 ID:OPbzEzwv [Del]

Good post 26,7 i like the pearning t

32 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-19 23:16 ID:U/gFh/jg [Del]

Why the fuck wws it deleted. Thwt wqs good content.. youre an asshole

33 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-23 01:55 ID:Fla2afSV [Del]

I really need a back rub.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-23 07:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

What we need here is some sort of supersonic zeppelin.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-24 00:14 ID:s43cPEdO [Del]

Britain is leaving the EU.

Hopefully this will lead to the only reliable solution to the West-Lothian question: The creation of an independent Scottish state.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-24 01:29 ID:o8wMh+Qh [Del]

I sure hope not. If anything they should bring back Ireland into the fold and retake the North American colonies.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-26 01:38 ID:NRIMS0/4 [Del]

the best part of Independence Day: Resurgence is that I don't have to see it.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-26 10:43 ID:OQVK1AAg [Del]

i got a tanasinn tumblr ad xD

39 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-26 20:47 ID:an4lPdRM [Del]

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41 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-26 20:49 ID:an4lPdRM [Del]

allso, I think fate kalied(?) is a good show

42 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-27 20:13 ID:keeviAdI [Del]

I wrote some stuff and was to lazy to filter the filter or what ever, so I posted it over at limbo, here is the numbers:

187 Name: Part I : [Del]
188 Name: Part II : [Del]
189 Name: Part III :

I have much stuff I need to do, so I may be inactive on w2ch. So eh, yeah.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-28 01:26 ID:qDt7CYM9 [Del]

oh god we'll miss you so much

44 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-01 23:02 ID:nx37XkiD [Del]

Dj kalied the snime

45 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-01 23:18 ID:xg58Vtg9 [Del]

As they say:
a person with callus on her foot is wise(living the hobo life)
and a person with callus on his hands is strong,
I am only wise. ;_;
I wish I could be strong, thus I need to work, work and work! :-D
(stone age people where wise and strong)

Magpie will take over humans afther ww3, as they are the best sutors(?suitable)
for selfe
awarnes. As the times of the great apes will end, with humans death,
elephants and dolphines are not mobile enouth to escape radiation thus
they will find a fate of death in the end. Thus megipie
(the reason why I put a "i" aftger the g, is to make a strong "i" sound,
as that sounds good to me for a reson I will not discust.
And the "e" afther m is to make a smaller
change in vocals/sound when moving from the sound of the m to g. As the part
"megi" should sound like:mmmmmegggIIIIIIII(the "i" sounds very hard).
and the pie, should be:PPieeeee)
(this makes me wana make a creampie in a
magpie, get it??? ^_^ both ends in pie, lol) will be the once to be giving
the world we will give theme(i am searching for word I can not remember).
But history will repeat it selfe as only 50% of all megipie have selfe
awarnes, thus there will be nigger megipies and ubermench megapie and
same history as human will be repeated. But mutch slower, as about only
20% of humans seem to have selfe awarnes.

Jason Scott is 2x old fag in compareson to 0037, take that 0037!
You are not a oldfag, retract your titel plz.

Allso on a serious note, what is your opinion of Jason Scott?
Allso in my opinion, the thing with "internet is not what it used to be"
talk, is just retarded. The internet is what it has allways been, just
more padding added to the sides. It is just as chaotic as the real world is,
a good example showing of this effect in real life is the british life
action television show Horrible history. ^______________^

Allso I want 0037, Jason Scott Sadofsky, shii, moot and RIR7 to perform together
bukkake on me.

Allso Haifuri - High School Fleet - OP is prety good op.


46 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-01 23:26 ID:xg58Vtg9 [Del]

work work work !!!

47 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-02 13:11 ID:ZB7lc7o5 [Del]

Just got back from the lake and I'm sunburned everywhere, including the inside of my mouth.

48 Name: eeeh, akward... : 2016-07-03 21:50 ID:RNc9uApo [Del]

Jason Scott is 2x old fag in compareson to 0037, take that 0037!

49 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-05 17:01 ID:BTIdebFg [Del]

holy shit, someone copied my pd flow!
it was a parody of the chinese culture revolution pasta/spam

50 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-05 17:09 ID:BTIdebFg [Del]

51 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-06 16:07 ID:ijuZmt/g [Del]

What if you lived in Beverly Hills, but you had the ZIP code 90211? That would be a bastard. You'd tell people you live in Beverly Hills, and they'd just assume you were 90210 and write that in for you. I bet a lot of mail gets lost there.

52 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-07 14:04 ID:ZGTRcoYJ [Del]

I spend far too much time thinking about Tony Blair.

53 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-09 11:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

OK. In what way do you think of him?

Saw an ad on television for a shingles treatment. In fast-forward, it looked like it was a man with a head wound checking in at the office.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-10 16:05 ID:UmRKz0TM [Del]

Pokemon Go is cool!

55 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-10 16:06 ID:UmRKz0TM [Del]

I am ignorant, what exactly am I looking at here?

56 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-10 16:38 ID:zq1Qw9oM [Del]

I hope you know of PErfect Dark! IF not, it is a file-sharing program, akin to the bittorrent protocol, but it only goes through once single closed-source program, the concept being that you donate 40GB of your storage, so any data uploaded is distributed between connected computers. The program has a couple extra features, one of which is the "flow", a text board of sorts where you can post a message that will creep across the screen.
This mostly consists of moonrunes and AA, but recently somebody has been spamming it with the following text:

Over 40 million Chinese were massacred by red China of Mao Zedong in Chinese culture
revolution (1966-79) .It's awesome cruel !! , communism that ... , just a mad dog !
Unbelievable ! But that's truth that all .Cause , red China is the bloody red beast or Satan's
country and area in Bible's John's holy prophecy .

人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 
多黨制 Multi-party system 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 反共 法輪功 北京之春 激流中國
大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 侵略 掠奪 破壞 屠殺 民族淨化 
内臟器官 蛇頭 遊進 走私 六合彩 賭博 色情 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 Tibet
達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 東突厥斯坦 East Turkistan


And i decided to write a little parody of it.

57 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-10 19:57 ID:7QNHeEvd [Del]

Pro-tip: all the best Pokemon are hidden on freeways and in crack houses.

58 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-11 17:07 ID:LiYJlI5A [Del]


Been listening to this for the past few hours.

59 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-17 14:26 ID:Heaven [Del]

Dog collars in the women's accessories aisle.

60 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-17 22:47 ID:RvS40LSZ [Del]

Super-Pro-tip: all the best Pokemon are hidden in my anus.

61 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-18 20:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

Not falling for this again.

62 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-19 19:44 ID:Heaven [Del]

Creamed chipped beef on toast
Creamed eggs on toast
Creamed tuna on toast
Creamed chicken on toast
Creamed mushrooms and ham on toast
Creamed chipped ham on toast
Creamed oysters and leeks on toast
Creamed turkey on toast
Creamed peas on toast
Creamed mussels on toast
Creamed salmon on toast
Creamed asparagus on toast
Creamed finnan haddie on toast
Creamed greens on toast
Creamed tomatoes on toast
Creamed soft clams on toast

63 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-19 23:11 ID:EryPkvQF [Del]


64 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-20 22:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

OK, maybe I'll fall for this again. But you have to tell me which ones first.

65 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-21 23:18 ID:jAb/KJOU [Del]

Creamed my pants on toast

66 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-22 14:25 ID:vyvtkbNQ [Del]

do you want to read a joke? here it cumes:
I want to cum inside loli who has vaginal vault prolapse.
(the joke is, that you can not do it. Because it is blocked by the collapsed vagina, lol.)


I also want to say, that democracy is not a western value. But a universal value, that no single person can take upon theme self as the right owner of this concept. A way of deciding how a thing shall be done, is neither my nor there right to have. A ecomoic system is based on a culture, but not a way of deciding how a thing shall be done.

Nazi and U.S.A way of goverment dose not decide with is part of western civilisation, as both are -because they share the common culture of western civilisation. (Now america went to a pile of shit afther ww1... but that is besides the point)

Democracy is not a western value. Nor is any other, nor is it somebodies.


a toe or a finger is not much worth, when on is lying on the death bed,
if it has not been choped off, because that means one has been lazy in life!
(this prase was inspiered from a scandinavian contry, in the field of timber)












67 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-22 17:02 ID:R87sdann [Del]

Somewhere out there, there's a man with many arms, like a hindu god. Smoking spice with one arm, meth from another, one clutches a pill bottle, one a burner cell phone, another a bag with gold spray paint, one arm furiously masturbates, two are on the steering wheel of a stolen car, one prying out the stereo, and one out the window giving the world the finger.

68 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-25 12:02 ID:uP0DjRux [Del]


69 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-25 12:06 ID:uP0DjRux [Del]

it whould have been better if it was "nobody" then anonymous, as nobody means you are nobody, witch is the case on a image board like w2ch. but anon means you put a mask over your "face"/personlity-what ever, with makes one think you are still to some degree important in the big hole. but nobdy tell you directly that you will not be missed if you go away, with is the true case on this kinds of forums.

70 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-26 22:30 ID:yWY6Sny4 [Del]

Aanonymous was never a mask
Its about saying what you want for once

71 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-29 12:47 ID:XtOAbaY1 [Del]

Anonymous = taking it easy
No need to register, just taking it easy.

72 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-29 17:44 ID:aqrzdtTo [Del]


73 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-31 20:01 ID:4iOPM/ts [Del]

not enough dank memes

74 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-31 20:27 ID:DgfAt9Qp [Del]

I keep losing phone chargers. The solution is obvious: run the cable through a piercing so I can't leave it behind without causing myself extreme pain.

75 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-05 07:02 ID:jgzK6B1F [Del]

The headline is "Abuse story sparks outrage on social media."

That's great and I'm sure it did, but everything sparks outrage on social media.

Try it for yourself:
Insufficient Zika funding sparks outrage on social media.
Excessive Zika funding sparks outrage on social media.
Dodgers 12-2 loss to Colorado sparks outrage on social media.
Comic book character wearing slightly different costume in upcoming film sparks outrage on social media.

So it's not really a story.

76 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-05 12:49 ID:+jgiPXhS [Del]

Anonymous poster on world2ch sparks outrage on social media about sparking outrage in social media

77 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-06 19:52 ID:qzRwmJQC [Del]

Headlines are always terrible. What I loathe is "Political candidate branded hypocrite!" or "Political candidate accused of..."

Because every single time it's their political opponents doing it. WHO is doing the branding and the accusing is just as important as the branding or accusing itself. It's the press attempting to make those they dislike look bad by creating an illusion of neutrality where none exists.

It's the same with the way newsreaders do the headlines, you'll get for example: "Communism is great and works perfectly 100% of the time, according to a new study..." when a more useful description would be "According to a new study by the Marxist institute for full-Communism-now, Communism is great and works perfectly 100% of the time."

WHO did the study or made the claim is very important, and by ordering it the other way you appear to be making the claim yourself instead of telling the real story - that somebody else has made such a claim.

78 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-10 16:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

The doctors are pretty interested to know exactly which language she was speaking backwards after she started that fire. Or maybe it was the priest. Either way, all of this sounds pretty expensive.

79 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-10 18:33 ID:I8ST7Ny9 [Del]

Managed to install LR2 and get it running. It's surprisingly fun, but also piss hard. I haven't even beat one song yet.

80 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-10 20:55 ID:GY2d/JnZ [Del]

ave maria, deus vult.

81 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-10 20:58 ID:GY2d/JnZ [Del]

is not lord of the rings 2 a movie?

82 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-11 06:11 ID:6G64K40o [Del]

probably difficult for him to watch because he has an aversion to music? be mindful of peoples disabilities

83 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-11 15:33 ID:jZgFEav8 [Del]

>Jesse James Romero, 14, was gunned down by an LAPD officer during a foot pursuit at about 6 p.m. on Tuesday

Why does this keep happening? I'm not talking about people getting shot. I'm talking about people naming their kids Jesse James.

>Jesse James Hollywood is an American former drug dealer who kidnapped and ordered the murder of Nicholas Markowitz in 2000.
>Jesse James Hartnett was a Philadelphia police officer shot by an ISIS sympathizer.

Actually, the list isn't as long as I thought it was.

84 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-12 04:08 ID:SnanbuB1 [Del]

I don't think I'd enjoy a holiday in Cambodia much.

I think I'll go to Burma instead.

85 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-12 05:06 ID:tgeHOrj+ [Del]

Burma is that one where people smear that stuff on their faces.

86 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-12 17:44 ID:DBXopyNH [Del]

You know, more movie trailers need klaxons drowning out everything. Some movies need to be entirely overdubbed with klaxons, in fact. This is the start of something big, I'm telling you.

87 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-13 01:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

>Jesse James Gilbert robbed a bank and murdered a responding police officer in Alhambra, CA in 1967.
>Jesse James Arruda Bates was an enforcer for a Hawaii gambling operation. He was convicted of racketeering and extortion in 1993.
>Jesse James Cummings Jr. was Nevada polygamist executed for murder in 2008.

I knew there were more.

88 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-13 01:57 ID:Heaven [Del]

>Jesse James Wharton of Sandpoint Idaho was convicted of attempted murder in 2011.
>Jesse James Newcomer of St. Paul, MN was convicted of marijuana cultivation in 2009.

And now the best one:

>Scoudouc, NB resident Jesse James Wallace, 25 & Shediac River, NB resident Jesse James Saunders, 29 are charged with break and enter, attempted break and enter, theft under $5,000, possession of property obtained by crime, and unsafe storage of a firearm.


89 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-14 00:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

Someone needs to get rotten.com going again.

90 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-14 06:23 ID:Heaven [Del]

I keep finding myself coming back to these articles about animal intelligence. It's a problem. Here's the thing that I've gathered: humans are potentially not much more intelligent than anything else on this planet.

Can we even imagine a greater intelligence than our own? We can easily imagine a greater processing power, but I propose that we can't imagine a greater intelligence. All we can think about is the ability to do math more easily. That's only a small part of intelligence.

What we need to do here is think of how something greater than ourselves might think or perceive the world, but that task may be beyond us.

91 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-14 22:16 ID:Sh9KcWps [Del]

Well if it wqs so intelligent maybe it could have q much more peacefulbsociety than us

92 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-15 05:10 ID:KJfGOxa8 [Del]

I'm not sure that a society comprised of creatures more intelligent than us would necessarily be more peaceful. Perhaps they understand that lots of things, even members of their own society, need to be killed for reasons beyond our comprehension.

93 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-18 10:08 ID:K4aVv4b3 [Del]

I want to eat lunch in peace. But nooooooooo, people REALLY enjoying poking me in the shoulder and trying to talk to me even though I'm trying to eat.

94 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-18 22:15 ID:iGO1L/tY [Del]

What troubles me is when two girls talk to me at once. I dont know what to do to not make one of them feel left out. I wonder if its a tactic they to do test...

95 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-24 12:12 ID:h7zERCHV [Del]

I hate forgetting my umbrella when it's raining. Sure, a jacket still works, but getting your face and hands (and backpack) wet is a royal pain in the ass.

96 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-24 13:48 ID:g464FqnA [Del]

Windows can automatically adjust the volume of different sounds when you are using your PC to place or receive telephone calls.

When Windows detects communications activity:

○ Mute all other sounds
○ Reduce the volume of other sounds by 80%
○ Reduce the volume of other sounds by 50%
● Do nothing


97 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-25 08:54 ID:NRZx5A9N [Del]

Lets talk about the difference in time between the realization that there was such a thing as outer space and the formation of the rules about gravity vs. the first man in outer space. That's a span of about 275 years. So here we are now, aware that there are other planets, aware that we can go to outer space, but just like 275 years ago, completely unable to imagine how to get there.

It sucks that we grew up in caveman times.

98 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-26 13:03 ID:NjTL+rHV [Del]

tried pale moon just now, really liking it. where have you been all my life?

99 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-26 16:46 ID:CqV7ZiQZ [Del]

Generally speaking, a girl with a Japanese first name and a European surname is to be avoided.

Tattoo this directly on your face. It's important.

100 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-27 23:56 ID:WnQTRRNd [Del]

How do I read it if it's on my face?

101 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-28 04:07 ID:xUvIkAdW [Del]

You could put it in reverse, so you get reminded every time you use a mirror.
Or you could have someone read it out for you

102 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-28 08:22 ID:zlyi9FfA [Del]

I wrote it in my own blood all over the walls and roof of my house.

103 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-28 16:16 ID:M+ss+5tC [Del]

my crashes when i hit it

104 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-29 17:16 ID:AkkAcrZO [Del]

>>103 tattooed it right on his brain. Spot on!

Disregard the side effects!

105 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-02 20:46 ID:KSRJNe1r [Del]

How's the addon/extension compatibility w/ standard firefox?

106 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-03 09:09 ID:Ik0Cu/WZ [Del]

It could be worse. All I've really lost is my youtube downloader, but I've already found a replacement which seems to be working well enough.

107 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-03 23:32 ID:hyYGiKZX [Del]

The 1970s

108 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-04 09:46 ID:N12EYgqO [Del]


109 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-04 12:45 ID:hNfdWWm4 [Del]

The cat freaks out every time the vacuum cleaner goes. I watch dogs freak out over the street sweeper. Do animals see these machines as other animals?

110 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-04 13:11 ID:hyYGiKZX [Del]

I've read that dogs see almost everything on earth as another dog, but I don't know if that's true.

111 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-04 13:55 ID:XYJLvksX [Del]

My dog thinks I'm a coward and as such looks down on me.

112 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-04 22:33 ID:5HZa+dEA [Del]

every animal sees the world different, if you look at a animal, just because it has similar looking eyes, ears, nose and toung as you do. Dose not mean that it percev the world the same.

Dogs have very bad eye sigth, and can only see humans close to 30 m / eeee that other matric system...,

Another example, most animals have penis, but most animal have penis bone, that dose not human have. As you can see, every speachies, just cause you look similar dose not mean shit. A a eye of a dragonfly can respond 4x faster then humans eye can. They see the world in a totaly different way, same with dogs.

(these facts are not true, but only for demonstrating and make a point)
Normal humans main way of perceiving the world around is with eyes, if one is blind and has no eyes, 2nd way will be ears...
Normal dog main way of perceiving world is with ears, if dog lose ear it will use eyes.

Every animal perceivs the world extramly differently, even the closes animals to us, like pig and monkeys.

113 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-05 14:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

Judging from the garbled text and the posting style, I suspect that you are the one who's constantly writing racial spam.

114 Name: Tokiko!8aXVjAPJAk : 2016-09-06 00:39 ID:LwDKGibK [Del]

I slept a lot today..

115 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-06 01:36 ID:dJImBkwa [Del]

My life is spiralling out of control.

Trapped by the narrowing options ahead of me I turn backwards and analyse where things started to go wrong. That isn't my job, that's the accident investigator's, but I'm doing it because my ability to do my own job and steer has been destroyed. It won't help, though, it just makes things worse.

Like the official holiday of the USSR: Mayday.

116 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-08 00:48 ID:PIh7U1nD [Del]

I worry I have no real control of my life.

117 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-08 00:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

Oh and I will face assassination no matter what good or bad I will do.

118 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-08 07:28 ID:cIH4OFd0 [Del]

Meanwhile, the competition is producing phones that are built better and outperform the iPhone at less than half the price. But this is newsworthy because no more headphone jack. k.

119 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-08 07:33 ID:cIH4OFd0 [Del]

Face assassination? Regular people aren't assassinated. They're just murdered. So are you a senator or something?

In which case, we know where it all went wrong: running for office. Just resign! There are better opportunities in the private sector.

120 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-09 08:34 ID:kSXXWO20 [Del]

Shopping for airline tickets and got this on one leg:

>Operated by:
>Operated by information missing

Some dude's just going to pull up in a piper cub, I just know it.

121 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-09 11:05 ID:tSQRuCaA [Del]

Operated by:

122 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-10 09:54 ID:ogLaYw01 [Del]

I am not so intelligent. That's sad.

123 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-10 12:58 ID:NIEasgBX [Del]

Isn't it, though?

If you were just a little dumber, you wouldn't even realize it and be happier. That's even sadder.

124 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-10 12:58 ID:NIEasgBX [Del]

realize this ? I don't know how English works. Also sad.

125 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2016-09-15 21:55 ID:mXz1YXnt [Del]

Yesterday I received a box of electronic components I ordered in the mail. Mostly op-amps and potentiometers as well as some other miscellaneous components.
Time for building analog computers! !!∩( ゚∀゚)∩!!

126 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-16 13:08 ID:wDPKPN5k [Del]

Fuck off, nerd!

127 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-17 09:17 ID:lnehFrgq [Del]

Decided to do umineko.... why is the plane square?

128 Name: Tokiko!8aXVjAPJAk : 2016-09-17 13:40 ID:Tegyl+y7 [Del]

Did Karaoke, drinking, my friend gave me a computer and I installed Slackware while smoking weed

129 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-17 13:44 ID:dKkj8pGH [Del]

I love getting wildly conflicting information from lots of unreliable sources.

130 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-20 08:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

>Police in Far North Queensland are investigating an incident in which a cow brought down a helicopter.

131 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-24 10:06 ID:Heaven [Del]

Ducktales: Uncle Scrooge realizes he can just pay a staff to watch those damn kids.

Tale Spin: That kid falls to death almost instantly.

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers: All of the main characters are eaten by hawks in the first few weeks.

132 Name: Little Red Riding Hood : 2016-09-27 21:18 ID:4BMAPUl/ [Del]

--- nothing of value ---
The origins of the Little Red Riding Hood story can be traced to versions from various European countries and more than likely preceding the 17th century, of which several exist, some significantly different from the currently known, Grimms-inspired version. It was told by French peasants in the 10th century[1] and recorded by the cathedral schoolmaster Egbert of Liege.[9] In Italy, the Little Red Riding Hood was told by peasants in the fourteenth century, where a number of versions exist, including La finta nonna (The False Grandmother), written among others by Italo Calvino in the Italian Folktales collection.[10] It has also been called "The Story of Grandmother". It is also possible that this early tale has roots in very similar Oriental tales (e.g. "Grandaunt Tiger").[11]

These early variations of the tale differ from the currently known version in several ways. The antagonist is not always a wolf, but sometimes an ogre or a 'bzou' (werewolf), making these tales relevant to the werewolf-trials (similar to witch trials) of the time (e.g. the trial of Peter Stumpp).[12] The wolf usually leaves the grandmother's blood and meat for the girl to eat, who then unwittingly cannibalizes her own grandmother. Furthermore, the wolf was also known to ask her to remove her clothing and toss it into the fire.[13] In some versions, the wolf eats the girl after she gets into bed with him, and the story ends there.[14] In others, she sees through his disguise and tries to escape, complaining to her "grandmother" that she needs to defecate and would not wish to do so in the bed. The wolf reluctantly lets her go, tied to a piece of string so she does not get away. However, the girl slips the string over something else and runs off. In these stories she escapes with no help from any male or older female figure, instead using her own cunning. Sometimes, though more rarely, the red hood is even non-existent.[14]

In other tellings of the story, the wolf chases after Little Red Ridinghood. She escapes with the help of some laundresses, who spread a sheet taut over a river so she may escape. When the wolf follows Red over the bridge of cloth, the sheet is released and the wolf drowns in the river.[15]

In 2013, it was revealed from scientific research that the tale originated in the 1st century in the Middle East and not, as previously assumed, in China. The scientists analysed the storylines and characters from 58 versions of the tale from different areas. By means of a computer model they then determined how the different versions of Little Red Riding Hood are related.[16]
--- eeh??? ---
"was revealed", "revealed", ?, "previously assumed, in China", tocharians?, eeeh?, "analysed the storylines and characters from 58 versions of the tale from different areas", so...

They mean they took storys from:"A very similar story also belongs to the North African tradition, namely in Kabylia, where a number of versions are attested", besacly story that are just similar, not same contect in culture... and found out it came from middel east... hmmm... sound very good.(maybe)

--- more ---

"French images, like this 19th-century painting, show the much shorter red chaperon being worn" is not a red chaperon a witch hat? Well here is the info:
The origins of turbans are uncertain. Early Persians in modern Iran and Phrygians in modern Turkey wore a conical cap (Phrygian cap) encircled by bands of cloth, which historians have suggested was developed to become the modern turban, but other theories suggest it was first widely worn in Egypt. An early attestation for knowledge of the turban is found in the Roman author Ovid's Metamorphoses, dating to the 1st century BC. Ovid recounts the myth that Midas king of the Phrygians, an Indo-European people of central Turkey, wore a royal purple turban to cover his donkey ears.[6][7] A style of turban called a phakeolis continued to be worn in that region by soldiers of the Byzantine army in the period 400–600,[8] as well as by Byzantine civilians as depicted in Greek frescoes from the 10th century in the province of Cappadocia in modern Turkey,[9] where it was still worn by their Greek-speaking descendants in the early 20th century
islamic and indian turban where delevoped most likley seperatly


133 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-28 08:09 ID:SAdRdWGF [Del]

This is the right place to post that, thank you very much!

134 Name: bloging : 2016-09-30 11:43 ID:PQE87vR0 [Del]

yesterday i saw a Tyrannosaurus head, I was not impresed with the mouth as it was only enougth to swallow half my body length in one go, but I did encounter a impressed crocodile head, big enough to swallow my hole body in one go. But overall I did not find it a enjoyably journey looking at dinosaurs skeletons, not my thing.

Also I have much to do therefor I will not blog very much this month, many deadlines, like 10, I need to do. I need to go back to work now! work ! work ! work !

135 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-01 22:43 ID:SUocdXh9 [Del]

happy birthday 4chan

136 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-02 01:50 ID:/0EiX1cx [Del]



137 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-02 18:53 ID:9X0LNyTJ [Del]

One day after it's birthday and Hiroyuki's already announcing that they're out of money and may shut down.

138 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-04 16:30 ID:QwquJWiS [Del]

/vip/ signals the death of 4chan

139 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-04 18:47 ID:Himf6wXM [Del]

Hopefully there's a dispersal that doesn't lead to places like this.

140 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-04 21:32 ID:/8FRnU4w [Del]

>>139 The fact it's named /vip/ worries me, particularly since some posters go by VIPPER as well.

First they killed the textboard /vip/, now they name the developmentally disabled off-spring after it, soon they will tear through his inheritance in a poorly contrived metaphor for imageboard users crapflooding textboards.

141 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-04 21:45 ID:K2L075gd [Del]

Turns 13 and you're done with it. Typical 4chan user.

142 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-04 23:08 ID:nZ6PzDZJ [Del]

Why would it be bad if people came.to places lile this?

143 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-05 01:59 ID:/8FRnU4w [Del]

One or two and it'd be fine. More than that and you flood out the original "culture" of the site and import that of 4chan, at which point it raises the question of why they bothered leaving since you've just got 4channers talking to 4channers.

Which is what we've got now, but the difference is that we're not talking to one another /as/ 4channers, we just so happen to use 4chan.

144 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-10 06:33 ID:C0FcBMBP [Del]

Waiting for the doctor. Got a wonderful toenail inflammation. I hope I won't have to get the whole nail.

145 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-10 16:36 ID:Dfj9mTk0 [Del]

I hope I won't have to get the whole nail PULLED.
This is why I dislike mobile.

146 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-11 06:25 ID:AJ+pytro [Del]

Well did they the whole nail?

147 Post deleted by moderator.

148 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-11 16:33 ID:M01Yo4YV [Del]

Allso note that Nisse is not a dwarves, dwarves and nisse is very different!

149 Post deleted by moderator.

150 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-11 17:37 ID:1AL1g5bh [Del]

No, thankfully I only had to a small piece on either side of it.

151 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-12 18:33 ID:r3dv0Cu9 [Del]

152 Name: Post 147 : 2016-10-13 01:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

Was I edgy or something? I think my post was pretty "OK". What is the matter, are you watching those video? Is those kinds of videos your kinds of videos, that you are watching? ^_^

Send feedback to my noneexisting e-mail plz.

153 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-13 10:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

Late on your car payment ? I remove GPS units , no more Repo's $120

154 Post deleted by moderator.

155 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-16 19:44 ID:Heaven [Del]

So like, dead people, did no one tell you what dying is? You looked at the brochure for this and scanned the bullet points: unconscious forever, rotting away to nothing, ceasing to exist and you were sold on this. Just fine with it. Fucking dead people. Dumb as fuck.

156 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-20 22:19 ID:zZY0OXxA [Del]


NOTE:I write this in base64 only, because I dont want spiders to make flys catch up, in this corner of tha internet.

157 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-21 01:51 ID:ooBMqPIn [Del]


158 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-22 05:26 ID:Heaven [Del]

The classiest fuck from fuckingham.

159 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-27 21:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE! all japanes people have worms, in there bellys because they eat raw fish!(sushi)

Allso dont drink milk, only for children! I middival europe and other places... people did not drink milk, but they eat milk product like yogurt. It is just reason invention, in the ~50s or so that milk became popular, because the farmers want more money... BUT IT IS BAD! very bad, it increas the risk for desias. So dont drink milk! But eat milk product as much as you like if you can tolerate... milk products.


clap clap clap

160 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-01 14:49 ID:LoM8UzFF [Del]


161 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-01 14:56 ID:Heaven [Del]

Do you know what pasteurization is?

162 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-02 03:03 ID:AlotxM9F [Del]

>>159 please tell >>161 that you don't know what it is. I want a detailed explanation from >>161.

163 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-02 05:41 ID:PV1BXEpU [Del]

Oh! I know, I know!
It's the singular-verb form of the phrase "Putting [something] out to pasture", which is a euphemism for sending Boxer to the glue factory.

164 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-02 07:25 ID:TzD0Z9ze [Del]



165 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-02 08:40 ID:MAtuyj7T [Del]

Turns out I have two identical pairs of black pants, the only (slight) difference being size.

166 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-03 02:14 ID:PUjHuMB3 [Del]

Coincidentally I too have two identical pairs of black pants, different in size.

They were different in size because I couldn't find two pairs in the right size, so I bought one that was too wide.

167 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-03 17:08 ID:z+Ta90Z9 [Del]

Super cool stories itt

168 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-11 10:06 ID:Heaven [Del]

So you're living a self-centered and basically evil life. Something nearly tragic happens and you avoid it by what seems to be a miracle. You think at this point that what you must do is improve your life, live more for others, and be less evil.

That's a mistake, though. What if the bullet you dodged was the reward for your shitty lifestyle? Bad things generally happen to good people. Good things generally happen to bad people. The universe rewards assholes, so why are you trying to be good?

169 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-11 14:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

Alaska Airlines ★☆☆☆☆ 11/11/2016

We were only three hours late for our flight and they didn't even hold the plane for us! Then they had the nerve to charge us a change fee to be put on a flight that was forty-five tortuous minutes later. When we arrived at our destination TWO MINUTES LATE, I found a chip on my grandmother's china set that I had checked in with baggage. The paper bag I put it in even had handles to make their job easier!

I will never fly Alaska again!

170 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-19 09:45 ID:YCe3q4YR [Del]

Tonight on Conan: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Nick Swardson, Norm Macdonald, and Rob Schneider.

It's like a preview of what late night TV will be like in hell.

171 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-19 14:03 ID:CWfMwAhg [Del]


Out of all the places to see RIR6....

172 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-19 21:10 ID:fqiCowWc [Del]


173 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-20 01:28 ID:huav44C8 [Del]

based mimikyu

174 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-20 04:22 ID:eIxH5u/p [Del]

im based

175 Post deleted by user.

176 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-20 16:22 ID:eIxH5u/p [Del]

based tard

177 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-20 16:59 ID:bvy9tEzX [Del]

pnig still hasnt accepted my friend request sigh just kill me just do it

178 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-20 19:17 ID:yLa/8Llw [Del]

based flipping pnig

179 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-25 10:14 ID:8qRd90Ne [Del]

In the grocery store, they have a lobster tank. Behind the lobsters is painted a scene from the ocean, like a coral reef. These lobsters are all on death row and that scene is just mocking their predicament. If it was not decorated and looked more like a prison cell, it would be a little less fucked up.

180 Post deleted by moderator.

181 Post deleted by moderator.

182 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-30 03:35 ID:Tb0MCO6z [Del]

>FurReal Friends Torch, My Blazin' Dragon

Blazin'. My Blazin' Dragon. How many stoner parents are going to buy this for their kids and giggle about it for years to come?

183 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-30 22:41 ID:oRllV/C5 [Del]

Is he this generation's Puff the Magic Dragon?

184 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-02 15:40 ID:xA7wcGtK [Del]

Heavy breathing instead of klaxons? 0/5. Pure shit.

185 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-04 12:40 ID:MlM+nYp8 [Del]

My ingrown toenail has steadily been getting worse. Considering getting it pulled, just to be done with it.

186 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-04 20:25 ID:tnAS7rHQ [Del]

How did it happen? Like an injury of some kind or was it just not trimming your nails?

187 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-06 06:41 ID:rR5XEylY [Del]

When it comes to my toenails, my personal hygiene is pretty abysmal. I'm actually having it "operated" on right now; it's surprisingly painlesd compared to last time, when the doc waited until the local anaesthesia had worn off to start clipping.

188 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-07 07:37 ID:bjGVvqZO [Del]

Temporally I feel as though the early-mid 2000s were stolen from me.
It causes intense unease. I want them back, yet time keeps dragging me further.

No matter how many objects I pick up or ROM files I download, time keeps drifting.
It is a most unsettling experience. Then, as if by magic, I find that the '10s have been half-stolen. No trinkets of the time have yet appeared to me to collect, but I fear this distortion is causing further problems.

Consciously I cannot overcome this: I cannot feel the Zeitgeist, I have no connection to the people or products. I must have the 2000s returned to me before I can understand the present.

If you see the hourglass, please invert it. Thank you.

189 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-08 15:25 ID:TtnBjiHo [Del]

>Poll reveals what drove young Trump voters

Because we all trust poll results now.

But video games were on disc by that point, weren't they? Or by ROM, do you just mean disc images?

This is the important part. We need specific technical details here. Nothing else about your angst, though. That's a real downer.

190 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-08 17:46 ID:TtnBjiHo [Del]

>Tramp juice - 70% Off - Lowest Price On Tramp juice‎
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191 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-08 18:16 ID:mtkHLns/ [Del]

It depends. Game-Boy Colour, N64, Neo-Geo Pocket Color, Wonderswan, N-Gage, Pokemon Mini, GP32, Tapwave Zodiac, Game-Boy Advance, and DS were all ROM based. (Plus JP SNES wasn't discontinued until 2003, for example.)

PS1, Dreamcast, PS2, Gamecube, Wii and PSP would all be ISOs. (Xbox/PS3/360 aren't yet able to be emulated reliably so they don't count.)

Also: obligatory mention of PowerPC Macs (good) and Windows Vista (not so good.)

192 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-09 09:57 ID:3NTU/sfw [Del]

Collecting Wonderswan roms is a worthy undertaking. Please provide a link to your patreon.

But aren't video games only a facet of the time you're trying to recall? What about movies, television, books?

193 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-09 22:35 ID:9iaF+LBs [Del]

Time was never yours.

194 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-10 16:51 ID:RPpRjGPe [Del]

How old are you people. I feel that textboards are filled with anons 25+.
I'm 18 and used to lurk textboards when I was underageb&

195 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-11 17:05 ID:kmgalFxO [Del]

Everyone on textboards is below 18.

196 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-12 02:15 ID:1MCPpx2F [Del]

Foggy, rainy days are the days on which I feel obliged to go outside.

197 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-12 10:06 ID:x8lgJEkq [Del]

Oh no, you just throw your parents' corpses to the wolves and GET BACK TO WORK.

198 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-16 15:31 ID:/Hwgdb9m [Del]

The Internet sure thinks I want to rent a camper van. I sure do hate camping. And vans.

199 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-18 21:17 ID:C18t6Szx [Del]

Everyone on textboards is below 14.

200 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-20 16:15 ID:y2zQ7ZJ2 [Del]

Wouldn't surprise me if this was true. (I'm 8)

201 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-22 12:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

Class of 2034 here.

202 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-23 07:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

Today I learned that there is much debate as to which dinosaurs would have been kosher.

203 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-23 08:53 ID:a/v2KT2P [Del]

Nice Christmas theme, 0037!

204 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-27 07:00 ID:KTAGx1Mi [Del]

Loving the Christmas theme, 0037!

205 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2016-12-27 07:51 ID:SiG2hh3I [Del]

NO. It's over! BACK TO WORK!

206 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-28 00:00 ID:L6MGpt17 [Del]

Just got my 4K monitor to maximize the world2ch experience!

207 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-29 03:40 ID:3BYrH3LT [Del]

This year needs just one more celebrity death to fulfill the prophesy! The false gods will perish!

208 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-29 09:16 ID:oPFiMDsZ [Del]

To clarify, celebrities are not false gods.

209 Name: Anonymous : 2016-12-31 19:00 ID:horx4aJJ [Del]

Happy new year

210 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-03 17:39 ID:7EDyB3cF [Del]

I've been looking for a server machine, and there's a decent box on the local craigslist equivalent, but the guy hasn't responded to my message for over a day.

211 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-04 02:39 ID:zoUOsZiv [Del]

The universe and self-righting, seeking balance and harmony. Unfortunately for you, the universe finds you dying simultaneously of cancer and the plague, in the gutter, in winter, while being pissed on by dogs, to be most harmonious.

212 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-04 19:24 ID:no+eVNsK [Del]

You're a false god.

213 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-06 13:48 ID:mt7OGKLF [Del]

I know what pasteurization is. It is not what I mean with not drinking too much milk. You should not drink pasteurized milk as a adult, because of a reason I will not tell... but I know very well what pasteurized milk is. And I thouth you knew that I spoke about pasteurized milk... so you are wrong. Because I mean pasteurized milk, you shall not drink for your health as adult. But you seem to have the mind of a kid thus I assume you are a

214 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-08 00:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

Look, I have a lot of milk here that these government guys say I can't sell unless I pasteurize it. My farm is going to go out of business. I'll be living in a pickup truck with my wife and kids any day now. And that pickup already has three title loans taken out against it. This is happening because you won't explain pasteurization to us! We've been waiting for an answer for months!

215 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-08 22:40 ID:Heaven [Del]

only when you starve to death, you know what food is.
only when you are dying, you know what life is.
only when you are a virgin, you know what x is.
only when you have diarrhea so that blood come from you anus, you know what poop is.
only when you have kidney stone disease, you know what peeing is.
The only other way to not know how it is to feel how to pee, is to become pee. Thus I shall become PEE! I have transcended into a more peeing state of mind. BEHOLD ME! THE PEE THAT I HAVE BECOME. PEE PEE AND PEE!

216 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2017-01-12 12:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

Recent deleted posts were spam from an Indonesian site selling herbal cures for "wet lung disease." A sample has been preserved in limbo.

217 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-14 00:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

I'm pretty sure she set her own car on fire.

218 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-15 01:46 ID:COIrWp0w [Del]

It's like the car we'd all be driving if the Soviet Union had won the cold war. Well, the car that party cadres and moderately successful black marketeers would be driving. We'd probably be riding woefully inadequate public transit.

219 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-16 01:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

...But I have a large monitor now. Everything's a one-liner.

220 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-17 17:20 ID:Heaven [Del]

It's cute that you have such awful taste.

221 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-20 07:56 ID:j4FTWUcF [Del]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Except in your case, where the universe appears to react with three times the opposite force to any action you take. You're so unlucky, you defy the laws of physics.

222 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-21 08:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

There's going to be an outbreak of people claiming to have and accepting DID. This is the worst twist that M. Night Shayamalan has ever unleashed on the world. Worse than The Village.

223 Name: history of lol : 2017-01-22 07:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

lol(laugthing out loud)->Lots Of Love->lul->lel->kek->kkk(?)

224 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-24 21:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

Why is my PC trying to be a phone? It's not. It was born a PC. You can't deny nature!

225 Name: like dude... : 2017-01-25 16:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

just use linux on a special developed jav program from iceland ?

226 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-26 06:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

Where did these pink hats come from and why didn't I import 100,000 of them?

227 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-27 18:47 ID:H00/axC6 [Del]

I'm bumping this thread to counteract all the saging people are doing in it

228 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-27 19:02 ID:2zrE7siA [Del]

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229 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-27 19:05 ID:2zrE7siA [Del]

I'm the poopman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More poopting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the poopman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the poop is the same thing
Yo, I'm the poop man
Where's the poop man? I'm the poop man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the poop man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of poop
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The saints are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the poopman

I'm the poopman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo

Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More poopting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the poopman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the poop is the same thing
Yo, I'm the poop man
Where's the poop man? I'm the poop man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the poop man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Yeah! I'm the poopman.


Where's The poopman?


I'm the poopman

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

I'm the poopman.

Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody


I'm the poopman [x2 Mixed with poops in background]

230 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-29 04:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

Lunar New Year?? Time to place a bunch of orders from Chinese suppliers!! It's like ruining Christmas for them!

231 Name: I AM COMUNIST NOW : 2017-01-31 23:04 ID:bzhSPQ1I [Del]

you go to gulag

232 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-31 23:04 ID:bzhSPQ1I [Del]

za stalina!

233 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-01 04:11 ID:nwIMalqN [Del]

I look at it as helping the great leap forward by helping to eradicate superstition.

234 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-01 14:24 ID:NMTZ61wL [Del]

Attention Time Travelers:
Are you completely incompetent? Can you take a simple concept and make it pointlessly complex? Can you create an endless stream of broken products that don't work??


235 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-02 15:09 ID:Heaven [Del]

Trump tweets on the NHK. There's no escape.

236 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-02 19:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

I bought something 2 days ago and they shipped it that day while having a notice that they wouldn't be back till feb 3rd.

237 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-02-04 21:48 ID:G9YnN4c5 [Del]


>woefully inadequate public transit

From what my family's told me about life in the Soviet Union, the public transit was actually very good and much better than the public transit in Canada, though that might be less due to good public transport in the USSR and more due to shitty public transport in Canada.
Actually, most of the things I've been told about the Soviet Union are fairly positive and describe life there as better than anything after its collapse. Apparently the Soviet Union had very good sausages (while the food was good quality and apparently better than the food in Canada, there was the huge problem of bread lines and having to wait for hours to buy said food). The housing, while usually standardized concrete apartments, was fairly sturdy and comfortable, assuming you had a small family. I've been told that the education system was very good and there were little idiots; people left school well educated with proper community values. One of the only biggest complaints I've heard was the lack of proper toilet paper. I, of course, was born after Soviet collapse and thus haven't experienced any aspects of Soviet life.

What's with all the commie discussion that's been showing up here lately btw?

238 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-04 21:59 ID:wgtY/KWj [Del]

plz go back to your shithole, gommie

239 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-07 10:27 ID:Heaven [Del]


240 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-10 05:14 ID:epIr2PJG [Del]

>Target’s big Apple Watch sale is still happening right now

Note: big refers to the size of the watch, not the sale.

241 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-10 23:02 ID:no9irAqb [Del]

h2u all and hello from the wilds of east coast americar

Today was a very silly day, ending with a lot of manual labor and cooking, basking in a cloud of dread over various personal issues.

It is good to enjoy dread as a luxury, to know that only comfort and safety can allow one to feel so unbalanced.

Be safe in your bad habits, and goodnight.

242 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-12 03:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

I still can't believe that we, as a culture, still attempt to educate children between the ages of 14 and 18. We should have learned by now that education prior to age 14 should be exclusively military in nature and that most of those otherwise wasted in high school would be better purposed as cannon fodder in imperial expansion.

243 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-13 07:19 ID:0hTfyJU0 [Del]

What kind of argument is that? It's a non-convincing one I tell you.

244 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-16 14:30 ID:zEk62R9w [Del]

I'm gonna fucking kill myself I thought the board's favicon read something like ENNUI or INOUE but I never bothered to check all this years until just now, I zoomed pretty far and after 10 minutes of staring intently I realized it reads W2CH from top to bottom

245 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-16 14:58 ID:NhIwa+l4 [Del]

It really should be something like this:


246 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-16 21:30 ID:Heaven [Del]

I never knew what the heck it was. I always thought, subconsciously, "that's a strange favicon, I wonder what it says," but this curiosity never led me to examine it.

247 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-16 22:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

You know, that's a lot less embarrassing than mine. After all these years I just realized today that "world2ch" basically means "world-wide 2ch," as opposed to regular 2ch which is just for Japan.

248 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-16 23:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

and the first time I read this, I thought you said "just for japs"

249 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-17 02:29 ID:Heaven [Del]

If Alex Jones said the sky were blue, I'd have myself tested for color blindness before I believed him.

250 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-17 12:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

You sound about as paranoid as he is.

251 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-17 22:13 ID:EUHmNtEs [Del]

sometimes the sky is red, like blood.
sometimes the sky is dark, as poop.

252 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-17 22:18 ID:EUHmNtEs [Del]

I will make a w2ch movie, next week or in 2 week I will reales it on to w2ch. Hope you are exited !

253 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-20 16:41 ID:ib/NM/qO [Del]

It is those basq7ue niggers who is keeping down a indo-european! >_< grrrr- I hate this microaggression in our society, in this day and age.

254 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-21 01:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

I wonder if the Basque people assign numbers as honorifics. Does a Bas8que nigger outrank a Bas6que nigger?

255 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-21 16:09 ID:ZopQpO6g [Del]

Soldering tips are physical products, not advice.

256 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-21 23:57 ID:U3H5jZDQ [Del]

work ! work ! work !

257 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-22 07:19 ID:VXu/Hf3H [Del]


258 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-22 07:48 ID:G4Dg2VRZ [Del]

At one strange point in history, there was exactly one LED on earth. We're probably throwing more away LEDs every day than the worldwide output was in the early 1960s.

259 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-22 12:45 ID:mGHLhjg8 [Del]

I am Bas420que try and outrank me.

260 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-23 09:55 ID:R2ux2cn1 [Del]


261 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-23 13:02 ID:wHKyufGB [Del]


262 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-23 15:04 ID:YbdTy5VV [Del]


263 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-24 03:44 ID:avWZApPy [Del]


264 Name: Anonymous : 2017-02-24 03:45 ID:avWZApPy [Del]

GdrH6zhR9es <- look and behold, then suck my sexual organ.

265 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-02 07:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

I'll strap dynamite to you and decide whether or not to blow you up based on the flip of a coin for exactly half of what you're paying SpaceX. It will be thrilling and your odds of survival are probably better.

266 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-04 23:43 ID:S5m7QbbW [Del]

i remember when i used to have enjoyable discussions over a long period on 4ch.
the decline and end of that period at some point in 2016 is probably one of the things i miss the most.

such is the condition of a dying society i suppose.

267 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-05 19:02 ID:yy3l9tPX [Del]

So do these people at the methadone clinic wear ridiculous clothes because they spent all of their money on heroin and can't afford anything else? It seems like you could find nicer things in the dumpster of a thrift store. Is it instead that what they wear is just another manifestation of the poor decision-making skills that led them to be patients at a methadone clinic?

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269 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-08 10:47 ID:sJ44ulbH [Del]

It started snowing!

270 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-09 17:49 ID:dcOcXH3g [Del]

>it has slight ass vore tho..
>ass vore
>ass vore

271 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-10 03:37 ID:4Ne+s9mt [Del]

>In an encouraging sign of improvement, the number of disconnected youth has fallen from its post-recession high of more than 5.8 million to 4.9 million.

Mostly by way of drug overdoses and suicide, but whatevs! Still a win! USA! USA!

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276 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-12 18:07 ID:sF8HDA1N [Del]

I tried to delete >>271 but it said the password was wrong....?

277 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-12 18:51 ID:bUa0kShH [Del]

Why would you want to delete it?

278 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-12 21:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

Next time, try putting in the right password.

279 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-19 17:46 ID:Heaven [Del]


280 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 06:19 ID:sJGjen0p [Del]

Man, it keeps snowing but it always ends up thawing.

I hate climate change.

281 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 10:04 ID:j5GUAd5x [Del]

We had a week of spring here. Just one week. Then WINTER II: The Vengeance.

282 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-25 06:56 ID:dulOR1yk [Del]

road kill offering to ancient gods in plastic bag hung on trees?

I think we should take road kills, including human road kills, and put up
it in trees as offering to. Road kill is offten, very spread out, so you can
not hung the carcus. Thus I say we put it in plastic bags, as they are transperent.

Instead of eating the road kill, we should offer it to the ancient gods. In my

After all I think it is more, normal to put up road kill in trees as a offering
in plasebo effect to ancient gods, then to eat reoad kill. I am allso for
human road kill.

I am not a sick fuck, and dont like to kill living being in unnecesary exest.
In deffense of human offering. Most if not all civilisation have offered huamn
beings at one time, when they where very primitive. Why? Easly explainebal,
what is the most valuebal that the human race has? Well it is the human race, it
selfe. Thus human sacrifies, is the greates thing the human can give to a god. That
is, itselfe.

I am very against human sacrifies, but there allways exist volentears, who want
to be... so it is possible. Thus human road kill is the perfect subject.

Do you think this is good?

283 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-25 07:49 ID:o6x7GLYy [Del]

I got diagnosed with moderate depression and they put me on meds. Not sure if I'm going to make it to next year.

284 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-25 15:31 ID:cG7piWaH [Del]


get a hobby or kill a bunch of people

285 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-25 21:47 ID:6VSGGjph [Del]

But that is a hobby...

286 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-25 23:17 ID:Heaven [Del]

Use some ketamine -- tests suggest that persons can be depression-free for 2 weeks following a single sub-recreational dose

Just working on my useless projects that never go anywhere.. a typical Saturday night here

287 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-26 15:22 ID:s6L3XV87 [Del]

The only was to a better life is to work!
Arbeit macht frei !

288 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 06:44 ID:Heaven [Del]

I guess I could focus on my existing hobbies.
I've no idea where to get something like that.
Work made me sad in the first place.

289 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 03:13 ID:r8AT1vrc [Del]

Industry is hell-bent on replacing us all with robots. So I think what we need to do is make robotic consumers. Robots that shop locally. Robots that insist on having human interaction. Robots that need rides.

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293 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 06:17 ID:b/cxVfBD [Del]

i think i might be failing uni :/

294 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 07:46 ID:Ed/LCiAq [Del]

Don't half-ass this, son. There is no "think", there is only DO. Put your back into it and fail spectacularly!

295 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 13:20 ID:Heaven [Del]

Let's pitch a remake of Who Framed Roger Rabbit where the animated and live-action parts are reversed.

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298 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-31 07:56 ID:K5GTXNxc [Del]

That is an awful lot of deleted posts...

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300 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 17:00 ID:dIP4xfol [Del]

Paid rent, cleaned my room, did laundry...

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303 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-03 19:32 ID:Mu9JhO4j [Del]

>>300Good move if true.

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305 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-04 05:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

fuck U

306 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-05 07:29 ID:Heaven [Del]

No. U.

307 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-05 10:01 ID:QyDqjSMl [Del]

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308 Name: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, über alles in der Welt!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2017-04-05 18:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

Arbeit, Arbeit und Arbeit!

309 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-05 18:09 ID:9z8xWQLq [Del]

i ate urinate, oop's! There poped out the poop. From us anus, as in me and my mediocre. Body.

310 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-05 18:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

serious, what was so bad about post 304? it was a deus ex reference

311 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-05 18:24 ID:Heaven [Del]

the most important thing, in life is to work. WORK WORK WORK!

312 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-05 19:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

work this

313 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-06 21:40 ID:Heaven [Del]

give me the dick !

314 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-07 06:32 ID:/o2qbqhq [Del]

In order to keep billionaires from wasting their money on Mars, I propose we change the name to Planet Fuckup.

315 Name: 4x13 : 2017-04-07 19:27 ID:AZti4qaO [Del]

Site is down to 70MPH winds in the area.

Srry friends :(

316 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-07 23:08 ID:Heaven [Del]


317 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-08 10:09 ID:Heaven [Del]

goatfinger is rated to 225 mph.

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322 Name: 0037 plz explain : 2017-04-10 11:52 ID:Lr2b3vIc [Del]

why the FUCK is v7iagra baned?

323 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-10 12:24 ID:Heaven [Del]


324 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-11 04:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

but why do bots post spam here about viagr4a. We are all girls here, women do not need viagr4a?

or athlete I am...

325 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-11 04:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

that is bad english

326 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-13 16:39 ID:aAzt/OgK [Del]

This story about the teacher from Tennessee who ran off with his student really fascinates me. Some planning went into this. They've lasted a month on the run. Normally, idiots who try this shit these days are almost immediately caught by using cell phones or credit cards. If not that, then by leaving big clues by failing to delete their browsing history. The detectives have to leave their office chairs for this case, which must be a huge change for them. It may be the first time in years.

327 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-13 19:59 ID:Xh3X2rqc [Del]

Cleaned my room.

328 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-14 07:47 ID:Heaven [Del]

I was bashing United Airlines before it was cool.

329 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-14 20:54 ID:Heaven [Del]

i did not even know that untied airlines existed, because I dont live in shit country

330 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-15 08:20 ID:Heaven [Del]

a person who dose not work, is a person who deserve to die
a long and painful death

work! work! work!

331 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-15 13:25 ID:Heaven [Del]

Untied airlines. I like it...

332 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-16 01:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

Are we going to war with North Korea?
Followup question: can I still be drafted?
Followup question: since like we're all about diversity now, doesn't the army have to be 80% black women?
Followup question: since we can't call them "gooks" anymore, how will we refer to them in our edgy war novels? Is "Asian-impaired" the proper term? I ask this, mostly because it turns out I can still be drafted.

333 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-18 21:13 ID:Fb6UU8Uh [Del]

It is the juice who control the bas8que niggers, who is keeping down the ind-European man !

334 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-18 21:28 ID:Fb6UU8Uh [Del]


335 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-19 01:09 ID:QCtHo40J [Del]


336 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-20 17:20 ID:Heaven [Del]

muh dick

337 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-21 13:40 ID:rptBhlwy [Del]

I'm a useless sack of shit

338 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-21 15:59 ID:YzizqAvy [Del]

What'd you do this time?

339 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-22 15:06 ID:81wHoel2 [Del]

I vow never to fly United again. Then I fly United again. Then I vow never to fly United again. Then I fly United again.

340 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-22 18:31 ID:v6Jqc/yt [Del]

I hate airports and designed my life so that I do not have to fly regularly if at all. I'm not bragging or nothing, just laying out the facts.

341 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-22 23:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

I have a headache again. I think it's a dental/autoimmune thing. I'm a gross sack of disease.

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344 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-23 18:22 ID:r9smvjqE [Del]

much better

345 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-23 19:35 ID:qJrUTq5J [Del]

0037 how do you pronounce 0037

346 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-23 20:25 ID:50GjGtOT [Del]

Why do you feel it necessary to state that? Or am I to suppose you didn't think a question mark was necessary when asking a question?

347 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-04-23 22:59 ID:Am2L+FQ0 [Del]

Does 0037 have any notable birthmarks?

348 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-24 02:02 ID:qJrUTq5J [Del]

That was supposed to have a question mark, I guess. Omitted for brevity.

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350 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-25 02:54 ID:Heaven [Del]

Everything needs a memory card and they're easy to lose. There should be a subscription service that sends one every month.

351 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-25 05:51 ID:k50GsofB [Del]

He's more birthmark than man.

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355 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-26 06:14 ID:momGTUHe [Del]

0037 how do you pronounce

356 Name: 4e ygt4er 78tor hjg ert : 2017-04-26 08:41 ID:2BlozCxy [Del]

74etyutzc4erkyu e 78 yug erk yuge5rto dertyu dert o78eo4et yug 5rtk yug e5t e5rt dtyt drtu85rt uhl 5rt yug 5rt yuh e5rt yu y5rt uih 5rtx yuhb y5r uh5r uihf rtgrt uihgt uihrt uhrt uih rtx uih y5rtx uih rtx uihy5r uih5rt uih5rt u y5rs

357 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-04-26 22:36 ID:c86qt2cc [Del]

0037 you pronounce

358 Name: Anonymous : 2017-04-27 08:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

animal need to fight to survive,
humans need to work to survive.
work ! work ! work !

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361 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-03 08:00 ID:eeqPyjke [Del]

Every asshole company gets itself in the news lately by leaving a piece of time-tested technology off of its latest technology. No audio port? No USB? Fuck that. Time to get ahead of all of them. It's a tablet computer without a screen. BOOM.

Investors, please just put your checks under the door kthx. Too busy with cocaine and hookers in here.

362 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-03 12:15 ID:dmtjkVak [Del]


363 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-03 13:19 ID:75qxOpgC [Del]

That's right, a tablet computer with a big rubber dick on it. Nah, actually, we'll save that for the second generation.

364 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-03 15:40 ID:75qxOpgC [Del]

You'll know your latest social media post (probaly "alj wqj a i isj d gi s zz" & a blurry picture of the ceiling) is tearing it up online when your tablet gets slightly warmer than usual.

Screenless = Fearless

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366 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-04 08:18 ID:Ci8uO6uU [Del]

Get on IRC

367 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-04 18:31 ID:Heaven [Del]

368 Name: Nr.365 : 2017-05-04 21:02 ID:4RYADHXW [Del]

where do you hang around on IRC?


369 Name: bloging : 2017-05-04 21:03 ID:4RYADHXW [Del]

Sometimes I like to role play that I am a cow.
muuuu I say, in my bed. muuu muuu muuu!

370 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-04 21:03 ID:4RYADHXW [Del]

work!, work! & work!

371 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-04 22:39 ID:RfmUXOGJ [Del]

work this.

372 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-04 22:40 ID:Heaven [Del]

IRC is cuck'd. I use Discord.

373 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-05 09:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

...where do you hang around on Discord?...

374 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-05 16:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

The car was so small I had to depress the clutch to roll down the window.

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376 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-05 21:49 ID:EKugFAm0 [Del]

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377 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-06 22:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

It's the other way around. What the fuck.

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379 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-05-08 19:03 ID:vXxa+TyT [Del]

My computer mouse broke so now it double clicks automatically every few times I single click and it has been causing problems. It's very frustrating.

380 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-08 19:03 ID:eZ3fzF0U [Del]

Discord is actually starting to feel more and more usable by the day.

Still looking forward to the day it's replaced by Matrix or Tox.

381 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-08 21:04 ID:jniOwO/V [Del]

I really can't stand all of the Javashit.

382 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-09 14:54 ID:QqWjqmC3 [Del]

Isn't it proprietary though? I don't see what makes it so special over, say, IRC.

383 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-10 05:58 ID:Z0czFYoO [Del]

Lots of awesome Javascript.

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385 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-10 18:01 ID:Heaven [Del]

Can you stop shitting up the thread ``kudasai'' ????

386 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-11 03:05 ID:Heaven [Del]

oh wow, I'm not >>384 ......wtf are you asking me for ?!

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388 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-11 16:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

work work work ! !! !!!

389 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-11 17:01 ID:Heaven [Del]

Shit related question: if you're fat, like really fat, and have like a foot of ass cheeks between your asshole and the outside, does that pose a problem? Do you spend extra time spreading that apart when you go? Do you have to spend extra time cleaning that out?

390 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-11 21:20 ID:tFxlfGFp [Del]

Do you have to pull your butt apart to shit?

391 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-12 16:42 ID:Heaven [Del]

I squeeze mine together to maximize shit on cheeks. Thanks for asking.

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393 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-13 03:02 ID:95h6HEGV [Del]

What kind of disgusting diet would you have to ingest to get shit on your bum cheeks? You slobs know that toilet paper / bidets are only there for emergencies, right? 99% of my shits are solid logs with no residue left, same goes for any healthy person.

394 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-13 09:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

Are you saying your shit comes out with a protective coating? You're some kind of medical wonder.

395 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-13 14:02 ID:STsF2uCX [Del]

I think he means that his shits plop out cleanly without any getting stuck on he cheeks. I am the same, usually solid logs with no residue or sometime little balls but also with no residue. I think having to clean after every shit is an American thing, due to their poor diets.

396 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-13 17:31 ID:jRpF7p9j [Del]

Still, you should always wipe. You never know!

Also, can we talk about something else?

397 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-13 18:12 ID:TeFr3ixf [Del]

Happy news! I thought I had accidentally deleted all my emails, but as it turns out, I actually did a backup about a year ago.

398 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-13 20:03 ID:sOpIW0yl [Del]

When I'm backed up I like to have a shit.

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400 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-05-15 04:06 ID:tn9ZAx3E [Del]

When I shit it usually comes out cleanly but I'm very obsessive about having a clean butt so I shove the toilet paper as far up my ass as possible to clean out my rectum. I should really stop, it's not healthy.

Sorry >>396, we can change the topic now.

401 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 08:07 ID:gm+1EpQC [Del]

Let's talk about candy!

Why do Americans hate liquorice?

402 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 13:06 ID:HJUo5R0z [Del]

Install a bidet. If you can't, simply use a shower to was out the asshole and cheeks. If that too is impossible, at least wipe first with wet toilet paper before finishing with dry.

403 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 13:15 ID:RftDdSDU [Del]

fan art of undertale character [albino] chara reminds me of nevada-tan

are people who watch kemono friends furrys?

404 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 13:27 ID:RftDdSDU [Del]

not enough sugar for Mericans, in Finland they like liquorice.
liquorice is bad for your health as it is in fact poison, and should not be eaten. It will raise your blood pressure.

When I was a child I liked to eat liquorice, there where two kinds of liquorice. Hard liquorice which you need to chew like 3 minutes and then could enjoy the taste and then there was allso soft liquorice, which was my favorite as it melted on the tongue after 15 seconds in the mouth.

I eat normal amount(in comparison to my peers) of liquorice back in the day, but now a days I avoid it as the black plague, 1st because I dont like sugar things and 2nd because it is bad for your health. But sometimes(like 1 or 2 every year) I eat liquorice, which must be soft liquorice, or else I will toss it to the ground(not really, just not eat it and ignore it in the candy bag and choose the other variations of candy there are). Because I don't like hard liquorice. I eat exclusively soft liquorice.

405 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 13:31 ID:RftDdSDU [Del]

work ! work !! work !!!

406 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 15:07 ID:gm+1EpQC [Del]

What do you mean "hard liquorice" and "soft liquorice"? Can you give me examples of products/videos/whatever?

407 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 18:06 ID:FYdmvOWm [Del]

They eat salted licorice over there. That's right. Terrible already. Then they add salt.

408 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-15 23:12 ID:TnoQ324x [Del]

I heard that licorice was made from rat blood.

409 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-16 03:44 ID:sPkdV3cx [Del]

What I'm getting from all this is that European assholes are apparently self-lubricating. Perhaps it's an adaptation to the rampant homosexuality.

410 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-17 01:00 ID:yL/0jUeh [Del]

what the fuck?

411 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-17 02:48 ID:jMVMWC5v [Del]

I think it is more that a healthy colon will produce shit logs (or clump-like droppings) that leave no shitty residue behind.

412 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-05-17 04:01 ID:mOrauDH8 [Del]

But >>407, I actually really like liquorice. It's one of my favorite candies. What's so terrible about it?

Not sure about other Europeans, but Slavic assholes definitely are not self-lubricating. Maybe Sweden is self-lubricating? It would explain a lot about their behavior.

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415 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-18 14:54 ID:7t3BVKwQ [Del]

If you're talented, chances are you'll die tragically and young. It is a matter of the nation's health that we raise our children to be talentless hacks.

416 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-18 17:38 ID:aEKOGGTG [Del]

Way ahead of you.

417 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-19 01:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

Your kidding, right?

418 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-19 03:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

We, as a nation, just made the movies CHiPs and Baywatch. This has to increase our collective life expectancy, radiating outwards from Hollywood. Broadway is mostly producing musicals based on Disney movies and the effect is felt there too.

Areas with steadily improving life expectancy are on the east and west coasts. Areas where it is stable or decreasing are those areas farthest from the hacks: the mid-south, Florida.

419 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-29 21:54 ID:rfHTBBWf [Del]

420 Name: Anonymous : 2017-05-30 18:11 ID:MtmwlDVw [Del]

lol weed

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423 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-01 19:29 ID:QEpqC1Wl [Del]

Oh, so that's what he was doing all this time.

424 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-06 03:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

>University policies allow for admission offers to be rescinded under several circumstances, including if students fail to graduate high school, are shown to have lied on their applications or take part in conduct that brings their honesty, maturity or moral character into question.

The maturity of 18 year-olds.

425 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-11 21:15 ID:Heaven [Del]

If you're make beef jerky, it seems like you could save some effort by having the cows die of dehydration.

426 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-12 07:27 ID:e129d4mm [Del]

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427 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-16 03:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

a youtube series entitled "You know what other country is a piece of shit?" highlighting the ways in which every country is a piece of shit.

428 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-16 16:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

She brought home this sparkling water that's cucumber mint flavor. It tastes like salad dressing. I mean, a good salad dressing, but still, salad dressing.

429 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-17 02:31 ID:RRc0c7Jg [Del]

What are some of the ways?

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434 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-19 17:48 ID:F7ZrQZcw [Del]

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436 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-06-24 20:13 ID:aTVw14mC [Del]

I've been learning how to write calligraphy. It's been going well so far, despite my supplies being absolute shit.

On another note, I've recently grown a skin tag on my armpit which kept getting in the way and getting injured by friction but yesterday I went on a few hour walk and when I got home it was gone. I think the friction from the walking tore it off.

437 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-26 19:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

a person that dose not work is a person that is dead

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439 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-29 10:42 ID:Heaven [Del]

Is school out in Britain? It's stupid outside. I blame the children, as I do for everything.

440 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-29 17:20 ID:iOhleutf [Del]

oh, poop how much I have waited for to be with you!
Poop i want to be with you, yes you! The only one that
understands my deepest of fellings in my body. My greates dream is to
be with you, NO! My greates felling is to be you!
You are me, at one time. But will allways be in my hearth.
How do I become poop? I want to know, tell me. The secret of
poop brown flower. og boga, pooping around, is not fun. I want
to be you. Oh!, poop. I want to lick you, I want to swing in the jungle with you.
I want to dance with you poop! POop and poOP! There is nothing more in my life.
Danceing with the poop is my dream. Oh, how I long for poop.

And then I went to the WC, and got some juice instead of chocolate, ;_;.

441 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-30 00:01 ID:7haBL9Hz [Del]

Nominating >>440 for w2ch poet laureate

442 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-01 22:33 ID:ixD/JRk5 [Del]

I hated once gay people just to be edgy, but then I went to a gay forum just to see what they talk about, and then I understood they are 100% living a hedonistic society, which is 100% disgusting. Capitalistic society dose not have to be consumer based society, but a consumer based society can be both for gommunism and capitalism. A consumer based society make pysical things to object, which is bad. I think english is a shit languges, that dose not allow me, to expres my thouths, in this subject. Either way, INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK. Then I hated faggots 100% for real. True story, bro.

443 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-02 14:07 ID:ixD/JRk5 [Del]

i think encyclopedia dramatics is a stoicistic(stoicism) wiki because they are always linking to this article:https://ency55555555555clopediadramatica.rs/Unrealistic_expectations

444 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-02 17:13 ID:3hm6/FpO [Del]

I think you should maybe take a break.

445 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-04 17:48 ID:6I0oZKn0 [Del]

446 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-04 17:49 ID:6I0oZKn0 [Del]

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447 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-05 18:37 ID:Ipo7aBkT [Del]

I hate USA more then I hate Russia. And I dislike Russia/USSR in its heyday. May USA and there support for kike mafia soon be dead. rip Hitler, did nothing wrong.

448 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-05 22:31 ID:w+9FJJsL [Del]

You failed to post that on the 4th of July. 1/10.

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453 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-07-09 22:31 ID:Heaven [Del]

Why do you exist?

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456 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-12 13:59 ID:zjbsxFlD [Del]

>>449-452 + >>454-455
moderator was a huge faggot.

---a joke---
i wish i was sexual abused in my childhood so that i whould not be tramatasied for being a virgin for the rest of my life, plz rape me now!

457 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-13 16:26 ID:Heaven [Del]

Tomorrow is Bastille Day! Call in sick to work, because nothing is more French than a four-day work week.

458 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-14 09:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

It's Bastille Day!!!


459 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-15 17:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

Got fucked up on Bastille day. Made some poor choices.

460 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-15 18:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

These fuckers are giving honest, hard working, drug dealers a bad name.

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463 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-16 17:59 ID:Heaven [Del]

So, thirty seconds into the negotiations, and both sides have revealed that they've got a suicide vest in play. This is going well.

464 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-17 23:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

Tip: hire a legally blind assistant so don't have to minimize lewd shit whenever they barge into your office.

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466 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-23 04:02 ID:qcpAIKAY [Del]

y-you too

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471 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-27 22:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

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(I want to be one of the cool kids too)

472 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-27 23:07 ID:Heaven [Del]

Too many Argentines on /bant/

473 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-28 09:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

/polecat kebantabs/

474 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-28 19:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

Has censorship gone too far?! whatever happened to Free Speech?!

475 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-29 02:42 ID:z+bbAVW3 [Del]

Help, I stayed up too late.

476 Name: bloging : 2017-07-31 19:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

the thing that I hate the most in my life:
1. vacuum clean
2. pealing potato

477 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-03 03:54 ID:Heaven [Del]


>The Duke of Edinburgh, the longest-serving consort to a monarch in British history, has died at the age of XX, Buckingham Palace has announced.
>Prince Philip, whom the Queen described as her "strength and stay" during her record-breaking reign, passed away XXXXXXX
>He will be given a royal ceremonial funeral in line with his wishes, which is expected to take place in seven days' time.

I love it when a template runs as a headline.


478 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-04 09:44 ID:Heaven [Del]


479 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-04 09:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

Killer. We now return to your regularly scheduled programminBROWN EYES ARE INFERIOR, BLUE EYES MASTER RACE, BASQUES, ETC>

480 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-08 06:25 ID:Heaven [Del]

OK, are we working now?

481 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-13 21:41 ID:Heaven [Del]

OK. one last time

482 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 11:15 ID:Heaven [Del]

Can we survive even a single post?

483 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 23:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

Can we survive a whole day?

484 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 14:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

My pastor just wanted me to remind all of you the real reason for the upcoming solar eclipse: Jesus.

485 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-21 16:52 ID:w84qMpkM [Del]

will a nigga live another 24?

486 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-22 06:19 ID:JcYNVQiX [Del]

Can't wait for summer to be over...

487 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-22 19:00 ID:rNRhjHiZ [Del]

Y tho? What'd summer ever do to you?

488 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-25 22:43 ID:tFVrBiUK [Del]

Too hot.

489 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-30 17:06 ID:1XfDZviO [Del]

>Common Subjects

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490 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-31 04:03 ID:ucDnnCUG [Del]

8,500,000 questions we have about game of thrones that will make you cry and lose weight FAST

491 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-01 02:37 ID:in4KS80A [Del]

>Author of Pepe the Frog children’s book must give profits to Muslim rights group

We should be blind to race and realize that all religion is equally harmful to society. If you see the world this way, then it sounds like they've donated the proceeds to the Westboro Baptist Church.

492 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-01 02:53 ID:in4KS80A [Del]

In fact, let's take some other stories and give them the Westboro Baptist treatment:

>Muslim youth group combating Islamophobia by raising £500,000

Westboro Baptist Church combating justified suspicion by raising £500,000

>Half of Britons think Islam is a threat to the West, according to 'worrying' new study

Half of Britons think the Westboro Baptist Church is a threat to the West, according to 'perfectly reasonable' new study

>Majority of Australians Support Public Ban on Islamic Burqa

Majority of Australians Support Public Ban on Westboro Baptist Church being total cocks

493 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-02 07:34 ID:Heaven [Del]

>And his last words before the police opened fire, killing him, were "But you can't do this to me! I am the prettiest girl in all of Westeros!"

From Tokiko's unauthorized biography of 0037, page 892.

494 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-04 03:31 ID:Heaven [Del]

So far, the only evidence that we have that North Korea has a hydrogen bomb are KCNA, which is still in stiff competition with a self-published newsletter written on toilet paper by an inmate at Patton State Hospital for least reliable news source on the planet, and some dubious unnamed experts that "cannot deny it was a hydrogen bomb."

I wonder if those guys get paid to fail to deny things. Sounds like a sweet deal if the pay is good!

Now every news source is giddily running articles telling us what a hydrogen bomb is. This is pretty stupid.

495 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-05 14:15 ID:Heaven [Del]

The Charles, Prince of Wales Annex is not just Brutalist, but shockingly Brutalist. Crushing concrete spires with no purpose but to block light from reaching the few windows, not one more than an inch wide, bind its exterior. Uniformity and repetition reign in the whole of its dominating forty stories, which lurch heavenward in disdain of human aesthetics.

496 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-08 07:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

Industrial Society and Its Future translated to emoji.

497 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-08 14:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

A case of water and a honda generator will defend you from ten feet of water. This is true. I am scientist. Trust me k.

498 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-08 17:04 ID:dC4bXoDZ [Del]

but dose the honda generator not be in car? You know hond car? INSERTED DICK IN GERNERATOR? dude. man. Who is k? Like keep me inside? Dude you drunk go home. lelelelelel fuck u. m7, DICK is bigger then yours. NIGGER mam ! My mouse pad is made out of sun seeds.

499 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-10 01:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

I know it's really gross, but can you guys go ahead and make love now and then? We have a shortage of people, you know. There can never be enough, in fact. There are whole continents that aren't as shitty as India right now, ready to be filled with your babies! Imagine it: all of Greenland a human swamp of mid-rise buildings with no open space aside from the crowded streets, from the ocean to the glaciers. I want to live in a world where my great great great grandchildren can be day laborers and part-time beggars, renting a spot to sleep under a bridge every night. Except, they're too poor to rent that spot for the whole night, so they buy four hours and make up the difference with cheap street drugs. Which of course leads them to have seven children each, carrying on our proud family tradition forever. Also, this will please God, so do it. Love, Mom.

500 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-10 19:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

Solar-powered Ecovibrator(TM)

If you want to have some fun, just leave it in the sun

501 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-10 22:57 ID:0aIEEPAx [Del]

CIA pharmaceuticals
Finest medicines on the black market!

502 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-11 13:25 ID:Heaven [Del]

I want to live. I want to work!
work! work! work!

503 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-15 11:32 ID:lHXgf/ap [Del]

I always wish I could play the keyboard, but anything under 61 keys gives the impression of being too small to actually play music on normally (as opposed to just assembling a few pieces and synchronising them digitally) and anything with 61 keys or over is prohibitively expensive or large.

At this rate I'm going to turn into one of those weirdos with a ukulele just to play something.

504 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-15 20:51 ID:ACnPTv8B [Del]

Got this little scrolling six-segment display running like a kloss! xD

505 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-15 23:05 ID:ACnPTv8B [Del]

Weird, now my battery/nano is giving readings of 7v(ok) / 10v(aaaah ) with & without the 100ohm resistor on the vin
It's usually higher with the resistor too

506 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-16 00:14 ID:ACnPTv8B [Del]

lol, wrong analog pins nvm

507 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-18 02:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

This is the golden age of television, and you people are outside, wasting your time protesting. Get indoors, you fucks. People are working hard on this!

508 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-18 16:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

If you're just interested in playing keys, check your local craigslist or equivalent for old pianos. There are usually tons (read: a handful) given away for free where I live.

509 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-20 17:30 ID:Heaven [Del]

but you are already playing the keyboard, the computer/mobile keyboard !
:-D (ps. if you are using none hand input to insert information to this website, like being a bot, plz kill your selfe)

510 Name: INSERT DICK : 2017-09-20 17:30 ID:Heaven [Del]


511 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 08:55 ID:TbAdpJxV [Del]

i have to chase after my paycheck again because my stupid employer made a mistake again probably

512 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-22 04:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

If I had a party every time the end of the world was promised and caused damage to my liver as a result, can I file suit against the false prophets?

513 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-22 05:07 ID:01gj62A2 [Del]

Only if they advised you, under the guise of medical-representatives, to party to the point you were caused liver damage.

514 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-22 08:10 ID:CnTkGaAv [Del]

I was planning to bike down to the store, but it just started raining and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon.

515 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-22 09:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

They advised me that nothing medical would be of concern anymore.

516 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-23 17:15 ID:Heaven [Del]


> tons (read: a handful)

Likely literally tons and only figuratively a handful.

517 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-23 17:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

Could you sue the weatherman if he says it won't snow, so you decide to drive 85 down the highway only to spin out and crash because it did end up snowing?

518 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-25 03:54 ID:Heaven [Del]

I can observe the current weather for myself. I cannot judge the weather in heaven/God's mind/whatever. These prophets claim to be experts that are capable of doing so. Furthermore, weather people always state odds, even if it's a 90% or a 10% chance, there's still an out for them if they're wrong. These prophets are resolute in their predictions and say THIS IS THE END. There's never an asterisk attached, never "THIS MIGHT POSSIBLY BE THE END MAYBE".

519 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-09-26 20:46 ID:ao+7Myev [Del]

I haven't been posting as much as I would like to as of recent. Real life keeps getting in the way.

520 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-28 03:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

Just had a dream that somebody had tweeted something along the lines of "mega killsushi drive" (or something like it; it sounded like a generic cool anime phrase) then promptly deleted their tweet.

521 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-28 17:09 ID:Heaven [Del]

Followup to >>518

You know, I'm sure it's already out there somewhere, but maybe there's money to be made by posting an Apocalypse Threat Level online. It could vary hour by hour to make things exciting, or to be completely realistic hover at a very low level all the time.

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523 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-02 19:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

Can we survive even a single day?

524 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-02 19:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

Can we survive even two posts?

525 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-06 11:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

Now all we need are transpacific Lawsons drones.

526 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-06 11:20 ID:QbjRTsVV [Del]

0037 the wiki broke again!

527 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-11 10:09 ID:Heaven [Del]

Let me guess. Now this is broken....

528 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 19:04 ID:VUzkCUMZ [Del]

I keep forgetting to visit here.

529 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 20:23 ID:zTEnOQ/x [Del]

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530 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 23:34 ID:b104mQLd [Del]


531 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-13 17:47 ID:bCw+D0Lz [Del]

The 7 word story thread is over. Now what will I waste my time on?

532 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-13 19:35 ID:/LbR6dCQ [Del]

Copy paste every post into a single document.

533 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-13 20:15 ID:aY7xMCla [Del]

Here's an idea: Why don't we do a dramatic reading?

534 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-13 22:54 ID:RgWKu7jf [Del]

Whoever made post >>1000 should delete it so what was said becomes a spooky mystery in the style of Kafka's The Castle.

535 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-14 03:03 ID:/EMmtXu5 [Del]


536 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-14 15:41 ID:SpyG9N8P [Del]

work work work ! ! !

537 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-15 17:46 ID:oUPF4Ul0 [Del]

We must make another one!

I might do this.

538 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-15 18:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

In the 7 words story the "I" in the first post refers to 0037, and the uncle is 0037's uncle I assume? Seeing as post >>36 says "0037's uncle's navel". Does this also mean that all first person parts of the story are by extension also 0037? Or are they just the points of view of random, unnamed characters? Also, assuming that all uncles mentioned in the story are the same person, this means that >>55 was 0037's son, as the father was smoking toads given to him by the father's uncle who is 0037's uncle making the father 0037. But then this disqualifies the "all first person are 0037" theory because >>55 is in first person and that is 0037's son instead of 0037. Perhaps all first-person components refer to members of 0037's family? However, >>80 kills himself and is later referenced as RedCream in post >>84 which ruins that theory too. The constant changes in point of view are somewhat confusing. I like them though, they help add misery to the plot.

539 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-15 18:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

I meant to say "mystery" in that last sentence, but yes, the POV changes sure do help add misery as well, at least to the person reading it.

540 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 06:46 ID:Heaven [Del]

In post 355, Lenin is declared the final boss, but he is later defeated by an unnamed final boss in post 992.

I mean, aside from that, I can't see any issues with the story at all. Completely coherent and high-quality otherwise, right?

541 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 12:28 ID:Heaven [Del]


>I might do this.

If you do it in the style of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwQHOpNufs I will love you forever.
According to >>6, the "I" is the bas8que spammer. If we go by >>36 which only states that the uncle is 0037's uncle, then >>55 means that the bas8que spammer is 0037's son.
Because of the phrasing in >>74-84 we could interpret this "I" as RedCream (also because he isn't mentioned in the story after this), with the "I" returning to being the spammer again after this.
The way I've interpreted it is that Lenin(g) is the presumed final boss, who eventually helps defeat the actual final boss. Of course, the story gives no indication of this and the reader has to figure it out on their own.

542 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 23:42 ID:dA4l9M8h [Del]

wow. asshole much?

543 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 23:48 ID:Heaven [Del]


544 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-18 09:36 ID:Heaven [Del]

& refresh

545 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-18 17:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

work ! ! wrok
work _!

546 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 15:47 ID:Heaven [Del]

Has anyone watched Space Patrol Luluco? Can you please contact the producers of this show and ask them to change the title? It makes looking for DVD copies of Space Patrol difficult. Thanks in advance!

547 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-22 05:49 ID:t00xU8ex [Del]

While >>36 states that the uncle is 0037's uncle, previously the uncle is referred to as "my uncle" by the bas8que spammer, as seen in >>11. So does this mean that the spammer is simultaneously 0037's son and brother? If this is the case, then I am slightly concerned about the turn of events that resulted in such an occurrence. Unless, however, there are two hairy uncles, one who is 0037's uncle and the other who is the spammer's uncle and 0037's brother, but this is unlikely as I can't imagine there being more than one hairy uncle per universe. Please correct me if I am mistaken in my reasoning, as I haven't had time to study the text in full detail to appreciate it's depth.

548 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 17:13 ID:IaEyEV88 [Del]

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549 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-31 11:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

And now we enter into evidence, exhibits 2 through 4,702, 4,700 pictures of dicks.

550 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 20:15 ID:GX34ha+k [Del]

wasted yet another day

551 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-03 20:52 ID:G3sEP+U5 [Del]

4-ch down. We need solutions. And misinformation.

4-ch offices raided! bps overthrown in violent coup d'état! Streets of DQN run red with blood!

552 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-04 00:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

It's just a domain kerfluffle.

553 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-07 22:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

I feel like an archaelogist when I crawl through old music download blogs ran by some south american, with a bunch of dead megaupload/rapidshare links, last post made in 2012.

554 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-08 10:28 ID:M+qsxh7S [Del]

more like doomster-diving in a junkyard of nothing of value. lol am i right guyz??? XDDDDDDD

555 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-08 10:39 ID:M+qsxh7S [Del]

work! work! work!

556 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-08 10:59 ID:Heaven [Del]

No, you're not.

557 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-08 16:13 ID:Pv0KsY3G [Del]

I was wondering why I was getting ads for sex toys (from Amazon, no less), yet also intrigued by its many lights, nubs, and other features. Until I realized it was just a closeup of a bluetooth earpiece.

558 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-09 05:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

Oh!, ok... :-( sorry

559 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-15 18:05 ID:j5aqTnX+ [Del]

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560 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-17 03:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

Huffington Post is basically Twitter Digest

get off your asses, go outside, and investigate something

561 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-17 04:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

Born just in time to be in the control group for a miracle cancer cure.

562 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-21 14:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

Born just in time to post this post

563 Name: bloging : 2017-11-25 18:17 ID:xD+P/xow [Del]

what stared as a culture of small in groups jokes of obscure internet hobbies, meme culture will be seen by further generations as acceptably normality of insanity of our society at present day

564 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-25 18:49 ID:xD+P/xow [Del]

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565 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-27 08:41 ID:c5d27Xw4 [Del]

Cyber Monday deals not as good as expected. Will burn down the Internet in retaliation shortly.

566 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-28 08:50 ID:GZq80wRg [Del]

The wolf from Nu Pogodi is doing ads for Symbicort in his old age.

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568 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-29 19:10 ID:05zH1lMQ [Del]

We are taking applications for well-qualified eunuchs to continue operations once every male in our organization has been fired for allegations of sexual harassment.

569 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 17:06 ID:Heaven [Del]

work work work!!!

570 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-01 04:58 ID:EVHvWGRE [Del]


>Anime cult or 4chan prank? Unravelling the mystery of systemspace.

And it starts with:

>If you or someone you know is considering suicide, help is available. Call 1-800-273-8255 to speak with someone now or text START to 741741 to message with the Crisis Text Line.

for maximum lol

The more I think about it, the more I realize that basically every online phenomena of the past 10+ years has been a joke/prank on 4chan that has spiraled out of control. Is this next?

571 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-01 10:25 ID:Heaven [Del]

what do you mean with this:"Is this next?"

w2ch was never about anime and SA rape tentical forum was about anime ... once the two merged, we got a BBS with image that was about obscure subcultures, and not 100% about anime ... it is not my fault that anime faggots from US that went to w2ch. w2ch was not for anime faggots to begin with. So you post is 50% wrong !

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573 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-01 10:46 ID:hRqL3tQI [Del]

>Is this next?
Dear god, I hope not.

Imagine if that shit was the one that people linked directly to Serial Experiments Lain on the collective imaginarium.
Imagine if people started referring to Lain as Tsuki or whatever.

It's hot garbage, that's what it is.

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575 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 14:42 ID:Heaven [Del]

Those rednecks don't have hulu wtf are you doing

576 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 15:38 ID:Heaven [Del]

Tell your kids the sky is red because Santa is angry with them.

577 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-10 21:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

Introducing the Hector Detector. It accurately locates any Hectors within a five mile radius. Great for anyone with a child, boyfriend, or enemy named Hector.

578 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 10:41 ID:Heaven [Del]

Hector Detector Update History

Update 3.0.1b

  • Adjusts sensitivity to detect Hectors dead thirty days or less.

Update 3.0.1a

  • Removes a bug that detected dead Hectors, which was continually leading users to cemeteries.

Update 3.0.0

  • Removes a bug that was detecting Pablos during periods of low humidity.

579 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 16:38 ID:Heaven [Del]


580 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 23:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

Even here all the leddit, Kikes , and shareblue are shilling harder than ever.

581 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 10:15 ID:Heaven [Del]

Yes, this is all highly political.

582 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-13 20:35 ID:Heaven [Del]

I was suicidal on August 21 so I looked directly into the sun and now my vision is worse, especially in the dark, and I already had hearing problems. Also I don't have a girlfriend and I'm having a hard time figuring out how to code this game.

583 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-14 15:41 ID:W21FioI2 [Del]

Sounds like we'd be better off without you.

584 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-14 22:38 ID:Heaven [Del]

Don't ever speak to me again.

585 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-15 20:38 ID:Heaven [Del]

I don't get it. How was looking into the sun supposed to kill you?

586 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-17 06:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

It's a star wars reference.

587 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-17 10:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

Star Wars is about suicidal game developers now?

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590 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-19 14:46 ID:Jm8YJiRl [Del]

A while back, I asked for advice on how to drink successfully. I took your advice to heart and proceeded on my drinking journey. I am happy to say that I've now gotten a good amount of experience drinking, and can now hold my own among the boys. I will admit that I haven't had the opportunity to suck their dicks yet though, and I haven't let them near my ass for fear of injuring them with the glass I keep in it.

591 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-19 16:09 ID:AO2Syro1 [Del]

It was less a death threat and more an open invitation to suicide.

592 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-21 15:15 ID:+FjBmV6x [Del]

my head hurts
my head always hurts

593 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-23 20:16 ID:sh7+i6bC [Del]

merry christmas

594 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-28 20:36 ID:Heaven [Del]

yujgug ff ydr drt dr dgrgdgr dgr dgr dgrdgrdgr dgr dgr dgr dgr

595 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-29 05:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

Being the whitest black man is way less embarrassing than being the blackest white man.

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597 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-30 01:24 ID:Heaven [Del]

This guy is starting to worry me.

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600 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-02 07:32 ID:E8kxD2a8 [Del]

Holidays are over. GET BACK TO WORK.

601 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-02 22:50 ID:iCCuwDqV [Del]

I would but I don't have any!

602 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-04 06:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

Vice News did a thing on the suicide forest and no one was outraged. It even showed bodies. Some youtube guy does a thing on the suicide forest and people are suddenly outraged. Granted the Vice take on it was somber and serious. I don't know about this youtube guy and I don't really care.

Why was this a big deal for about twenty minutes a few days ago?

603 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-04 20:26 ID:5NyZ53pu [Del]

What youtube guy on suicide forest?

604 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-05 22:06 ID:yREKF7cW [Del]

I forget. His name is Jared Leto or something.

605 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-07 23:31 ID:kz2Zd1ve [Del]

his name was lo8gan pa8ul.
I think he has a bad personality. But I think my opinion on his personality is most likely wrong. He is defensively(and his brother jak9e pa9ul) are not stupid. They know what they are doing, they know that there audience like theme being ignorance. It is not just there audience that like theme being ignorant, they theme self most likely like being ignorant. Until, if one day, there ignorance bit theme in there ass. It if fun to see people who are different from you, there audience are the opposite of theme. Jake and Logan pa0ul would not watch there own videos, the people who would watch there videos are the people lo9gan and pa9ul would not also watch, that is mulato nigger faggots losers.

There is nothing wrong what loga8n did, in mocking Japanes society, as the Japanes society has sunk in to deep degeneracy. And degeneracy must be mocked, as that is the only way to escape that kind of filth that will only give pain to humans. One would respect japan, if there existed something to respect in japan. But there dose not.

606 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-07 23:35 ID:kz2Zd1ve [Del]

I hate auto correction.

607 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-07 23:40 ID:kz2Zd1ve [Del]

i have bad english

608 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-08 18:20 ID:1QTQ0Ei3 [Del]

Damn i Fucking hate being chinese. i wish i was Japanese instead........

609 Name: the w2ch comunity : 2018-01-08 20:45 ID:7k+yoiGF [Del]

plz leave w2ch community and do not come back.

610 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-10 07:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

Oh Elon Musk, when will you learn that nothing can "orbit" God's flat Earth?

611 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-10 23:38 ID:0gFv1Dpx [Del]

discipline! discipline! discipline!

612 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-14 01:47 ID:Heaven [Del]

It was a form of entertainment unsuitable for human consumption. It would cause an infant to cry. A child would be bored by it. An adult would be insulted by it. The elderly will fake medical emergencies to walk out on it. Not just a couple old folks, but so many that it would be obvious by the sixth or seventh that they were faking it. You couldn't get people to watch this if you chained them to their seats. You'd be doing them a favor. Trying to get out of chains is incredibly entertaining compared to what you've shown me here today. Your show is less entertaining than imprisonment.

The point I'm trying to make is that this is unacceptable.

613 Name: error : 2018-01-18 20:06 ID:YI8C6kzR [Del]

614 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-19 01:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

It's important that your characters constantly remind the audience of their motivations. I suggest something along the lines of: "Remember, I'm evil for no reason."

615 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-19 12:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

It took the decades-long torture of 13 kids to get meaningful oversight of homeschooling.

What can we get for 15 tortured?

616 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-19 17:24 ID:Heaven [Del]


>Delta Air Lines Inc. said Friday it will more thoroughly vet passengers’ efforts to fly with all manner of unusual animals, which often board U.S. airlines under the guise of psychological or medical support.

YES. OH FUCK YES. This is like straight-up pleasing on a sexual level to me. This is my number 18 or 19 first world problem I'd like to see addressed. How many bullshit yipping nervous lapdogs, obese beagles, nasty slobbering English bulldogs have I seen on flights even recently? And then some jackasses have the nerve to dress them in little "SERVICE ANIMAL" vests ordered off Amazon. To avoid paying a fee. You human garbage. I AM SO HAPPY right now I might even consider flying on Delta again.

617 Name: a joke i made : 2018-01-21 18:20 ID:+osUpcvt [Del]

Q: what blood type do gay people have?
A: gay people have the blood type: aids

618 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-21 18:21 ID:+osUpcvt [Del]

613 Name: error : 2018-01-18 20:06 ID:YI8C6kzR [Del]


619 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-22 04:46 ID:Heaven [Del]

One of these "bury it in plain sight"/"kill it with publicity"-type deals. Imagine how useful it might be to be able to make something uncool just by talking about it.

620 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-23 12:27 ID:Heaven [Del]

Don't be sexist and racist. Pick one or the other and do it well!

621 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-23 14:11 ID:D4eXjlJl [Del]

discipline! discipline! discipline!

622 Name: Zzz Zzz Zzz : 2018-01-24 15:24 ID:A5Rhuf3J [Del]

763<wruki wqrf ivtk3 wr yuig3 <wr gv3 wer 3wrw w 3 WR o3wr k gv3wrk hgv i have nothing intresting to reply with ;_;

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627 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-29 21:04 ID:etc7CCas [Del]


628 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-30 04:47 ID:m9ieyFGK [Del]

Cars have to be in a specific range of colors for self-driving cars to work effectively. So the price we have to pay for being driven out of work by machines is that we no longer get to choose the color of the car we can no longer afford.

The rest of the 21st century is going to be dumb as fuck, isn't it?

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630 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-01 03:37 ID:xlR+bxT7 [Del]

>stern, bowsprit, jib-boom, foremast, topgallantmast and yard

gonna get into sailing just for the fun words

631 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-01 11:48 ID:FNywek1K [Del]

The internet suddenly thinks I own a horse.

632 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-04 11:01 ID:Heaven [Del]

I feared it would take longer than that for people to remember not to eat detergent, but it still took a little bit longer than I hoped.

At least we didn't get to the point of lame musical presentations at school assemblies about this problem.

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635 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-16 15:47 ID:Heaven [Del]

Alright. Wait wait wait. Hold on. I got this. Golfers get stuck by lightning, right? So how about putting diodes on the the spikes of their shoes to break the potential circuit?

Will have to be big diodes. May be more like huge golf boots. May affect game play.

Also, may actually be a death sentence for anyone stuck by lightning while wearing them.

636 Name: bloging : 2018-02-18 09:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

ban dogs from city life!
I live in a medium sized city for muh country, and in the last two month dogs have been barking at me, 3 times athlete from what i remember. all the dog bread/breeds are mutts and poop and piss all over the streets. For fuck sake can people not just keep dogs to the contry side where they are needed?(and maybe allso for old people who are alone and blind people and police and that kind of stuff) I hate dog owner in the citys!!! FUcking retards. There are cats, but like 90% dogs and 10% cats when I walk for a strole in my city. WTF is wrong with people and there dogs. >_< !!!

637 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-19 19:24 ID:kK/3K1bU [Del]

work! deceplin! work! deceplin! work! deceplin!

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641 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-21 06:23 ID:Heaven [Del]


642 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-21 16:06 ID:gMPNvSy4 [Del]

I hate 0037 for being a white cis male. Fuck u for deleting my thread(s)/reply(s) !!!
why dont you ever delete your own replys? Ha! Try that out, and taste the pain! I dare you, your are not manly enough for self scarifies, one of the highest virtue mankind has.

643 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-23 04:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

>In many countries, it has become illegal to smoke in restaurants, subways, and other public spaces. But the same is not true in North Korea. When images of Kim Jong Un visiting kindergartens, military cafeterias, and other places are printed in state media, it’s very common to see him with a cigarette in hand.
>Kim Jong Un has been photographed smoking at a children's hospital and while attending an artistic performance. He also continued to smoke when next to his pregnant wife. That’s how common it is for men to smoke in North Korea. There are even terms describing the various moods in which one indulges in a cigarette break including: boredom smoke, upset smoke, happy smoke, relaxed smoke, and frustrated smoke. I would hazard a guess that 98% of North Korean men smoke.

Truly best Korea

644 Name: Anonymous : 2018-02-23 13:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>643 They don't need to smoke(cigarettes, cigars, etc). The smoke blows over to them by the wind, from china.

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646 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-01 03:39 ID:Heaven [Del]


>Categories: Human trophy collecting | Light fixtures | Skin

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648 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-05 18:42 ID:F7/z/4t8 [Del]

that is a cool ID with the /z/ :-D

649 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 12:59 ID:Heaven [Del]

i never get porn adds, cause i use addblock

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656 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-12 00:53 ID:GZz87pDp [Del]

I just want to find a good alternative to 4chan that isn't extremely slow. Any recs besides here? 8ch sucks now. lainchan is full of edgy communists. etc.

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659 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-12 22:11 ID:ZF6hUf0b [Del]


660 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-13 19:39 ID:dYkmx8r0 [Del]

did it work, did you ban him/her/it? :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

661 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-14 10:12 ID:PTT451Y3 [Del]

Definitely an "it". No genitals to be seen. No head, even. No limbs. No shape, really. A shrieking, lurching puddle alive, a briefly phosphorescent vapor in its death throes. Was it from another world? Was it a horror from the deep? Can it be banned from anything? Can it even be killed? Is it now still alive, a traveler flowing from dimension to dimension, shitposting in unknowable languages and inconceivable forms of communication in other worlds and times?

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663 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-16 06:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

The life cycle of urethra worms really bothers me. Do they spread by direct urethra to urethra contact? If so, that only raises further questions.

664 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-18 14:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

The urethra worm spends its polyp stage as a burrowing anal mite.

665 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-20 19:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

why/who the fuck is posting links here, for there promotion.
WHy the fuck would any one go to a small anonymous image board community to promote there shity site/product?
I just dont get it. There are only 3 people here on avregde. WTF is wrong with Russian/who ever chat spammers.

666 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-23 02:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

For $479, this hair dryer should be able to dry my car in seconds, uproot trees and knock down wood frame buildings with ease. It cannot even uproot seedlings. Very disappointed. 1/5.

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668 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-23 17:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

Met that guy three times and I have three kinds of hepatitis.

669 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-24 06:40 ID:Heaven [Del]

The Netherlands has a bicameral legislature, consisting of a House of Commons and the Executive Board of the Dutch Prostitutes Union.

670 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-26 02:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

>North Korean forces are devoted to Kim Jong-Un and the Kim regime—which more resembles a Confucian monarchy with Stalinist stylings than Soviet-style communism.

Which is why we should have fought harder to keep China British.

671 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-27 09:46 ID:Heaven [Del]

Korea is China. It's all China east of Moscow.

672 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-28 00:44 ID:9avy6j5z [Del]


673 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-29 07:31 ID:SWrm0eDF [Del]

work ! work ! work !

674 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-30 03:53 ID:SODWnC1l [Del]

The list of people who escaped from the Tower of London is very long. You'd think they'd stop putting people in there. Or hire more guys to watch the door or something.

675 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-07 20:48 ID:UGmLZRaq [Del]

Oh hi w2ch

676 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-08 02:11 ID:n1p30utd [Del]

Hey it's back.

677 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-08 03:32 ID:Lshk8j4G [Del]

it's back.
why did you put a space after the .(dot)?

678 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-08 05:27 ID:yTB2H9T1 [Del]

Nice, was almost starting to worry.

Happens to me too sometimes. One potential course of events might have been that he typed the space, then got interrupted and upon returning to the tab/window manually placed his cursor at the end of the latest word.
There are tons of possible explanations for this though.

679 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-08 12:40 ID:6fTQiDIQ [Del]

I had a mild panic attack when this board went down. I can't deal with change and my anxiety is getting worse.

680 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-08 15:22 ID:NCNpa4IR [Del]

Ghosts hired by the NSA. That's why this happened. Video with PROOF forthcoming.

681 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-08 18:30 ID:sjI5UWvC [Del]

The board is back! Get back to work!

682 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-09 00:57 ID:QcCR4k+u [Del]


683 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-09 03:07 ID:MGtvEHHC [Del]

You fucking poser. I had a SEVERE panic attack when I saw the site was down!

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686 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2018-04-10 11:01 ID:tpY/AX4f [Del]

Let's see how long this lasts...

It should be working now. I deeply apologize for all of the panic attacks and suicide attempts this has caused.

687 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2018-04-10 11:07 ID:tpY/AX4f [Del]

E-mail appears to be broken at the moment. Please convert your dick pics to ascii and post them here instead kthx.

688 Name: world2ch is a germanic board and not a anglo-saxon board : 2018-04-10 16:15 ID:ZxcbHClu [Del]

I am a new poster, my name is: world2ch is a germanic board and not a anglo-saxon board. Let this board know me now, as world2ch is a germanic board and not a anglo-saxon board. From now on I will be called world2ch is a germanic board and not a anglo-saxon board. Thus I shall grand prestige to my name: world2ch is a germanic board and not a anglo-saxon board. I am signing off, world2ch is a germanic board and not a anglo-saxon board.

689 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2018-04-10 23:25 ID:jQ+5Udrn [Del]

How many people actually email you dick pics? I completely forgot you have an email. I feel bad for you now, as you must also have to delete racial "commentary" from your inbox and not only here.

690 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-11 02:03 ID:Heaven [Del]

That name just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? So simple and elegant.

How about WIAGBANAA-SB for short?

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692 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-13 11:43 ID:zmg1x9io [Del]

The first summer rain hit today. I mean, it's technically spring but the first few weeks over here are always hot.

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702 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-16 10:38 ID:jlo2ibRz [Del]

Wow, what happened?

703 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-16 14:00 ID:7D12XpD5 [Del]

work! work! work!

704 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-16 16:27 ID:eSQCvDCT [Del]

I am sexy

705 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-16 23:28 ID:ozVP5X93 [Del]

I am also sexy

706 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-17 00:24 ID:bsprI6nG [Del]

Browsing the wiki, got 403'd on http://world2ch.org/wiki/data/media/4chanSA.png

707 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 05:11 ID:b/2MXaLA [Del]


708 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 06:02 ID:b/2MXaLA [Del]


709 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 07:24 ID:b/2MXaLA [Del]

one more try

710 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 07:26 ID:b/2MXaLA [Del]

one more try

711 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 07:27 ID:b/2MXaLA [Del]


712 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 07:36 ID:b/2MXaLA [Del]


713 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 07:40 ID:b/2MXaLA [Del]

ok. Maybe that was it?

714 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-18 09:38 ID:88Otq/lk [Del]

OK. One more time.

715 Name: Anonymous : 2018-04-19 21:44 ID:Fg79K5mv [Del]

We're back again! Go back to work!

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